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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:50 pm
by Eziekial
Oh, I thought she was headed down to Lincoln to visit her new man and was dropping off tacos to brother as a peace offering before her date.

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:00 pm
by brinstar
ya that's how it is
except taco bell doesn't take credit cards
the hunger.. it weakens me..
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:05 pm
by Harrison
No wonder you're a twig...
You eat taco hell and shit out every ounce of "nutrition" it could possibly provide.
The word shit is used synonymously with "blast violently"
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:27 pm
by Rust
Mindia wrote:Tikker wrote:Mindia wrote:Ciladan, your girlfriend looks so... Canadian. What's up with that?
Do you mean canadian like Pamela Anderson?
Or Canadian like Elisha Cuthbert
Or maybe shania twain, or Estella Warren?
(actually now that I think about it, she does kinda vaguelly have some of the same looks as Estella)
Canadian women are hawt!
Celine Dion.
--R.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:37 pm
by brinstar
taco hell doesn't give me the shits, never has
everyone always says that but it's never happened to me
i must have a stainless steel digestive tract or something
also i accidentally ate some rancid meat a few weeks ago and everyone was like "DUDE YOU'RE GONNA BE SICK" and i'm like "OH CRAP" and then nothing ever happened
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:40 pm
by Langston
I've only once had a bad experience with Taco Bell...
This one near where I used to live was a combined KFC/Taco Bell. They offered mixed combos of chicken and tacos. I got a combo with a leg, a thigh, and a taco for lunch.
That was fine.
However, for dinner I had a couple of chili dogs.
All I can say is that combination of three was Critical Mass.
Thank god I had three bathrooms in that house.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:44 pm
by Gypsiyee
our taco bell takes credit cards, I'm sorry Brin =(
also, taco bell has never given me the shits either.. people always tell me that, but let me tell you if it was true i'd be at taco bell a lot more than i am
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:45 pm
by brinstar
you like having diarrhea?
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:50 pm
by Gypsiyee
oh, no it's gross but i'd go there just so i could go potty because i don't like ever, my tummy hurts a lot of the time
doctors think i'm broken but they don't know why
that's my sharing of the day
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:53 pm
by Langston
Gyps has a poopoo problem.

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:56 pm
by Gypsiyee
You put it so eloquently Ugz =b
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:58 pm
by Spacewoman Spiff
He could have said that your ass is broken. So it was somewhat classy!
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:01 pm
by The Kizzy
Taco Bell very rarely makes me ill. However Chipotle brings the hell fire from my poopoochute.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:02 pm
by Langston
Vivalicious wrote:He could have said that your ass is broken. So it was somewhat classy!
It's only broken once per week after something comes out. ><
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:01 pm
by Martrae
You drink a lot of tea, Gyps?
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:34 pm
by mofish
Gypsiyee wrote:oh, no it's gross but i'd go there just so i could go potty because i don't like ever, my tummy hurts a lot of the time
doctors think i'm broken but they don't know why
that's my sharing of the day
Coffee makes me go almost instantly. Try coffee!
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:57 pm
by brinstar
nasty runny shit smoothie flies out of my ass within 45-60 minutes after i drink soda from a fountain machine, so i only drink bottled soda and everything is A-OK
TMI i know but it's not off-topic

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:33 am
by Darcler
I still dont know what all makes me shit. After the gallbladder surgery, I am still testing the water. I found out I cant eat the chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell (cry), or french fries from McDonalds. Well...I COULD eat them if I wanted painful watershits.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:50 am
by Gypsiyee
Don't drink much tea at all, Mart - I do sometimes, but the most tea I consume is my little green tea extract vitamins
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:05 am
by Martrae
Reason I asked is cuz my SIL was constipated all the time and the doc told her to cut out all forms of tea and it's really helped her.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:51 am
by Tacks
this is the single most disturbing page of NT history and I will not partake in it!
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:56 am
by Martrae
Too late!
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:00 am
by Donnel
Cil... I'm sorry man, but your thread has taken a turn for the worse...
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:48 am
by Darcler
From girlfriend, to panties, to BM discussion. Only on NT....
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:26 am
by kaharthemad
Darcler wrote:Well...I COULD eat them if I wanted painful watershits.
hmmm a new sig in the making...