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Markarado wrote:It'd take a lot more than that to make Dylan a man.

Watching a couple of black men double penetrate my girlfriend's ass would make me lash out at people too.

It seems to me that Dylan is rather obsessed with big black men and their cocks.

Who isn't?

Martrae wrote:I'm 38

http://www.olay.com/indexhb.jsp

Juls wrote:So tell me anyone.. am i super fat, or just fat ?

You are whatever you think you are. This is because the only person’s opinion that matters is yours. The only person who can change that opinion is you.

When girls asked me if they look fat in this shirt or those pants, my answer was always "Yes" even when I wasn't looking (This included my GF at the time, though she only asked once and was probably joking). They stopped asking which made me happy. I hate loaded questions like this, as do most people. The answer to the question is meaningless. Every person will have a different opinion. Some people will say you are fat, some people will say you are skinny, some will say your just right. You are only going to listen to the people whose opinion is equal or worse then your own, so there was no reason to ask in the first place

Jimmy Durante wrote:

Martrae wrote:I'm 38

http://www.olay.com/indexhb.jsp

Thanx...but it's not needed.

Put it this way...

I think the "models" and movie starlets from the 40's-60's were WAY hotter than the stick figures that most people consider hot these day. Full figured, stacked, voluptuous, curvy, whatever you want to call it, that's what I like.

amen brother

Markarado wrote:I'm 6 foot 180lbs. A bit muscular with a bit of a beer belly left... working on it tho;p

I'm not particularily attracted to any of the girls on NT, but I don't find any of them to be unnatractive. In my experience, the more you get to know a girl the more you are attracted to them. For me it has a lot more to do with personality than looks. And I think that many of the girls on NT atleast seem to have great personalities. I dun think that I can get a true view of that without knowing them in real life though.

I would just like to point out that the following exerpt is from a bulletin that Markado sent via MySpace. If he is on your friends list, please reference it for yourself:

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their overall face probably... People who say looks aren't the first they they notice are lieing.

Jay wrote:I take my thong off.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

lol i don't know the whole back story for that robe-and-wizard-hat thing but i absolutely love it.

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

Backstory

Martrae wrote:

Jimmy Durante wrote:

Martrae wrote:I'm 38

http://www.olay.com/indexhb.jsp

Thanx...but it's not needed.

Prove it. Post a picture.

I had to stop reading the link cause I started laughing to hard and there were people in the cube next to me.

Doesn't mean that there isn't more that matters to me. But what I said is true.

Nothing is more serious than a rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grain.

Oh holy crap I forgot how funny some of those were.

everyone knows average looking girls try harder

HARRRRRRR!


Oh Christ

Average looking girls try harder at what? I havent been reading since I posted my link.

At operating the meat joystick.

She was so desperate for attention it was pathetic.

Post your pic.

Hmmm...I think Kahar took the camera with him to SC this trip....


I'll keep looking around for it.

Martrae wrote:Hmmm...I think Kahar took the camera with him to SC this trip....


I'll keep looking around for it.

Puh fucking leez.

You have been coming up with excuses to NOT post your pic for 5 years now.

uh huh.... we've been waiting for what... 3 years now

Piffle....we didn't have a camera before and now I can't find it.

When I do I'll post a pic. :P