Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:24 pm
Jay wrote:Anyone notice how Mart Ray is really vulgar lately?
I've been up for 2 days with food poisoning...it'd make anyone cranky.
I've been up for 2 days with food poisoning...it'd make anyone cranky.
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I've been up for 2 days with food poisoning...it'd make anyone cranky.
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:25 pm
oh there are lots of those
but i like virra
but i like virra
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:28 pm
I had food poisoning for a week straight two weeks ago. It was terrible. I spent three of the days vomiting all over my bedroom. I couldn't control my shit; so I just randomly shat in my pants.
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:30 pm
Markarado wrote:I had food poisoning for a week straight two weeks ago. It was terrible. I spent three of the days vomiting all over my bedroom. I couldn't control my shit; so I just randomly shat in my pants.
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:31 pm
My boss and his son came into work the other day onhis day off. He asked me to go to lunch with them, and I said ok. So we go to lunch and his son eats nothing, because he wasnt feeling well. We talked mostly about business, etc. We get back tot eh store, and we are sitting, and right in the middle of a converstaion about some things he wanted done, he tells me he has to leave. His son needed to use the rest room, I told him there was a restroom around the corner, and he said, "Look lady. I sharted" It took alot to restrain the laughter. I asked my boss the next day why he kept our lunch appointment ifhis son was sick, and he said becaue his son thought it was a date and didn't want to ruin it for his Dad because he thougth I was hot. I blushed.
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:33 pm
What a good son!
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:36 pm
While Paul and Evermore make some damn good points - I still stand behind my opinion.
If you're having to debate whether or not you should or shouldn't sign a prenup - you really should not be getting married at this point.
If you're having to debate whether or not you should or shouldn't sign a prenup - you really should not be getting married at this point.
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:38 pm
On one hand, I'd say...
Holy shit, fuck him...
He has no money now, but will eventually get money... and he wants a prenup (which protects in case of a failed marriage) to prevent you from getting money that he doesn't even have yet? That's like, 9 negatives there... wtf are you thinking? Fuck that shit.
But then...
The prenup I'm signing is basically the same thing. I'm marrying into a disgustingly wealthy family and Jen is 'eventually' going to be worth an insane amount of dough.
Oh, I'm engaged everyone, cong me. Sorry no thread, I started typing it up but it got really long and I got bored... lots of pictures if anyone cares... but that's a thread hijack, so anyway, back on topic...
So, I'm signing one because let's say Granddad passes away 8 years into our marriage. His will likely sets up a trust for his grandkids. Jen, and her two brothers... Her oldest brother Justin has 2 kids by then, Garrett the middle child has none but is married. Jennifer and I have 4 strapping lads. The legal arrangements SHOULD provide ME with nothing. That's family money (land, actually) that's 5 generations old. Why the fuck should I be entitled to it? Jen and her kids are, and that's who would be listed in the trust... and that's who would be protected by the original prenup. That way, I couldn't just have Jen killed as soon as she inherits the money and run off to Tahiti with my NEW 20 year old gf and newfound fortune.
Holy shit, fuck him...
He has no money now, but will eventually get money... and he wants a prenup (which protects in case of a failed marriage) to prevent you from getting money that he doesn't even have yet? That's like, 9 negatives there... wtf are you thinking? Fuck that shit.
But then...
The prenup I'm signing is basically the same thing. I'm marrying into a disgustingly wealthy family and Jen is 'eventually' going to be worth an insane amount of dough.
Oh, I'm engaged everyone, cong me. Sorry no thread, I started typing it up but it got really long and I got bored... lots of pictures if anyone cares... but that's a thread hijack, so anyway, back on topic...
So, I'm signing one because let's say Granddad passes away 8 years into our marriage. His will likely sets up a trust for his grandkids. Jen, and her two brothers... Her oldest brother Justin has 2 kids by then, Garrett the middle child has none but is married. Jennifer and I have 4 strapping lads. The legal arrangements SHOULD provide ME with nothing. That's family money (land, actually) that's 5 generations old. Why the fuck should I be entitled to it? Jen and her kids are, and that's who would be listed in the trust... and that's who would be protected by the original prenup. That way, I couldn't just have Jen killed as soon as she inherits the money and run off to Tahiti with my NEW 20 year old gf and newfound fortune.
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:39 pm
Markarado wrote:I couldn't control my shit; so I just randomly shat in my pants.
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:42 pm
The fact of the matter is though... a good shark of a lawyer will tear a prenup apart and he/she will still get a huge chunk of the pie.
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:43 pm
Or just ask me. I already saw 6 loopholes in Vonk's post in one glance. Asian remember?
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:51 pm
If the stereotype of Asians is knowing where to find loopholes, I am getting an Asian accountant when I grow up.
And BY THE WAY!!!
Congratulations, Vonk! I am glad you have met someone wonderful and I wish you guys an awesome future full of great sex and cash money!
And BY THE WAY!!!
Congratulations, Vonk! I am glad you have met someone wonderful and I wish you guys an awesome future full of great sex and cash money!
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:41 am
vonkaar wrote:On one hand, I'd say...
Holy shit, fuck him...
He has no money now, but will eventually get money... and he wants a prenup (which protects in case of a failed marriage) to prevent you from getting money that he doesn't even have yet? That's like, 9 negatives there... wtf are you thinking? Fuck that shit.
But then...
The prenup I'm signing is basically the same thing. I'm marrying into a disgustingly wealthy family and Jen is 'eventually' going to be worth an insane amount of dough.
Oh, I'm engaged everyone, cong me. Sorry no thread, I started typing it up but it got really long and I got bored... lots of pictures if anyone cares... but that's a thread hijack, so anyway, back on topic...
So, I'm signing one because let's say Granddad passes away 8 years into our marriage. His will likely sets up a trust for his grandkids. Jen, and her two brothers... Her oldest brother Justin has 2 kids by then, Garrett the middle child has none but is married. Jennifer and I have 4 strapping lads. The legal arrangements SHOULD provide ME with nothing. That's family money (land, actually) that's 5 generations old. Why the fuck should I be entitled to it? Jen and her kids are, and that's who would be listed in the trust... and that's who would be protected by the original prenup. That way, I couldn't just have Jen killed as soon as she inherits the money and run off to Tahiti with my NEW 20 year old gf and newfound fortune.
Yes, but if she said to you, "If you don't sign this I'll give it all to my brother cuz I don't want you to take it" you'd feel pretty shitty. Saying it's been in my family yadda yadda years is one thing. Saying I don't want you to 'take' it is quite another.
BTW...GRATZ!!!! Is this the chick who's daddy and bro came looking for at your place?
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:42 am
Markarado wrote:I couldn't control my shit; so I just randomly shat in my pants.
So far I've avoided this...Thank God.
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:21 am
In my case it was unavoidable. I took an entire garbage bag full of puked on and shity laundry to the laundry mat when I was feeling better. They just loved me!
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:37 am
Markarado wrote:Also, the whole pre-nup thing would be rather useless to me considering where I live. Generally speaking, men still have more rights and power than women do in Asia.
hmmm, that's interesting . . . where in asia are you from?
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:07 am
Martrae wrote:Sign the pre-nup..swallow the hurt, marry him anyway, and always feel a little mistrust.
I made Maartrae sign a prenup but only thing on it was my balls and my dick...I want those three things back from her. Might need them later.
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:13 am
Ha...those are mine!
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:21 am
vonkaar wrote:Markarado wrote:I couldn't control my shit; so I just randomly shat in my pants.
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Done.
Mark has given me two good ones about his ass.