I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

araby · Post by **araby** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:09 pm

NO YOU ARE

Post by **Martrae** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:11 pm

Not one criticism to your face, you mean.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:13 pm

My friends are straightforward to me. I don't know what kind of friends you people have :dunno:

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:20 pm

Harrison wrote:My friends are straightforward to me. I don't know what kind of friends you people have

Well if your friends haven't told you what a schlep you are and how corny and retarded your giftgiving ideas are, they don't seem too damn straightforward to me.

:dunno:

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:24 pm

Luckily for me, not only is she going to love that particular gift, I get to prove every single one of you retards wrong in one fell swoop.

Double the enjoyment!

Post by **Martrae** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:33 pm

Just don't be surprised if she feels less than enchanted once she's thought about it a bit.

Skrum · Post by **Skrum** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:32 pm

even if it did bomb we are still going to hear how great the gift turned out to be, unless adivina tattles.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:33 pm

I don't need to lie to you 'tards.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:59 pm

yeah if you felt the need to lie to us you'd have told us you graduated high school

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:37 pm

No, I don't lie to people beneath me. People I don't know in-person, are automatically beneath me.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:40 pm

even if it did bomb we are still going to hear how great the gift turned out to be, unless adivina tattles.

That makes me giggle, I feel like a spy now~

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:42 pm

But we know how she will react...so that only supports my entertainment of proving these monkeys wrong.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:56 pm

Ok if that is the case you know how the rest of the people on this board feel so the proper point should have been:

"I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for my girlfriend because she has low self-esteem. Anything including roadkill with a rose-shaped pancreas oozing out of its ass would make her putty in my hands. Don't try this on any normal chick."

There...thread over.

Ciladan · Post by **Ciladan** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:33 pm

Harrison wrote:No, I don't lie to people beneath me. People I don't know in-person, are automatically beneath me.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:04 pm

*hums the mission impossible theme*

Menlaan · Post by **Menlaan** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:56 pm

Finawin wrote:Materials:

1. Nice picture frame, 8x12'ish
2. Scanner/copier/printer etc.
3. Dictionary or Thesaurus

Print out/blow up/copy the definition for Perfection to fit the frame fully.

Give it to her and tell her it's a mirror so she can see what you see when you look at her.

It came to me last night at her house. I am a fucking genius. Feel free to blatantly steal my idea and use it for pussy.

I just thought I'd quote the original idea. Good luck Finawin!

:rofl:

Menlaan

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:07 pm

I win

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:59 am

she pop your cherry or what

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:32 am

Harrison wrote:I win

I call bullshit.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:27 pm

He posted that yesterday, her birthday isn't until today

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:32 pm

She told me she hated it, then I fucked her.

She said you had a small penis.

I don't lie on the internet BTW.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:33 pm

Zanchief wrote:She told me she hated it, then I fucked her.

She said you had a small penis.

I don't lie on the internet BTW.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:43 pm

Gyps, her party started last night though.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:09 pm

Remember that scene in Pee Wees Big Adventure where he asked where the basement of the Alamo was, them laughing, him running off, etc?

I imagine it going down something like that..

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:27 am

Harrison wrote:No, I don't lie to people beneath me. People I don't know in-person, are automatically beneath me.

Too easy.

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