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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:59 am
by labbats
Phlegm wrote:labbats wrote:On one of my flight exams, the doctor gave me a prostate exam.
Did he do this while you were flying?
Yes, but we call that
turbulence. And usually it's not a doctor, but a male flight attendant.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:24 pm
by leah
labbats wrote:It feels like you have to poop while he has his finger in your butt for five seconds, then the awkwardness is over and it's done.
this is true.
EDITED for TMI
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:29 pm
by The Kizzy
TMI
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:38 pm
by leah
lol oh shut up, miz queen of TMI
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:39 pm
by Spacewoman Spiff
Alex will be very dismayed when he checks on this thread.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:45 pm
by leah
lol possibly true. need i delete or edit it?
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:46 pm
by Spacewoman Spiff
Nah, he's a big kid. He can take it.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:48 pm
by leah
nah, i did it anyway. wouldn't want to offend the lil guy.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:49 pm
by Tacks
Princess Leah wrote:Josh decided to get frisky one night and messed around back there for about 5 seconds when I shouted EXIT ONLY BUDDY!
oh busted Leah
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:50 pm
by The Kizzy
leah wrote:lol oh shut up, miz queen of TMI
The difference is that I am always about giving the TMI, you have made an image in the heads of the NT posters. You are a sweet an innocent person, and I prefer to keep my mental image of you that way.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:02 pm
by leah
Tacks wrote:Princess Leah wrote:Josh decided to get frisky one night and messed around back there for about 5 seconds when I shouted EXIT ONLY BUDDY!
oh busted Leah
die.
besides, that's not even what i said. i am WAY more cute when i say things. duh. ^_^
<3 taxx, you big loveable goon.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:32 pm
by brinstar
did he remember to wear a snorkel
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:49 pm
by Captain Insano
Tacks wrote:Princess Leah wrote:Josh decided to get frisky one night and messed around back there for about 5 seconds when I shouted EXIT ONLY BUDDY!
oh busted Leah
my hero.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:19 pm
by leah
brinstar wrote:did he remember to wear a snorkel
literal lol on that one, sir
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:09 am
by Scoota McGee
I had to have mine checked before going to dive school in the military. I remember the experience quite vividly. There were four of us waiting outside the doctors office… no one was saying a word or making eye contact with anyone. The guy in front of me went in, the door closed. He came out a bit later and couldn’t look anyone in the face… he just about sprinted out of there.
My turn to go came up and I walked into the office. The economy tube of Vaseline on the shelf was pretty god damn intimidating when you’re all of 18 years old. Anyway the doc unceremoniously said “Drop your trousers and lean over the bench on your elbows.” He then gloved up and lubed. To this day I’m still not really sure how he did it because it seemed like he had one of his hands on each of my shoulders.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:55 pm
by brinstar
well it *was* the military
do the math
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:40 pm
by Captain Insano
Oceanspray should let Fred Durst check his prostate while he belts out the chorus to "Nookie".
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:29 am
by labbats
Who is Oceanspray?
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:04 am
by Vincenti
OceanSpray=D.Duck