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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:17 pm
by Jay
leah wrote:also, paul i couldn't care less if he doesn't even get me anything, i'm just happy to have him and i intend to show him that. ^_^ there's no way he could go wrong~
Mr. Boyfriend, if you're reading that, it's a trap.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:21 pm
by Phlegm
Erodalak wrote:leah wrote:also, paul i couldn't care less if he doesn't even get me anything, i'm just happy to have him and i intend to show him that. ^_^ there's no way he could go wrong~
Mr. Boyfriend, if you're reading that, it's a trap.
so true!!
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:24 pm
by The Kizzy
Make sure to put that one Gunther song on their. Thats the name f my kitty, Gunther the Cat, like his Mullet?
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:47 pm
by leah
hehe seriously it's not a trap. the only way he could screw up is if he broke up with me or wasn't available. then i'd be sad panda.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:39 pm
by Diekan
Buy him the Doom DVD that's coming out this Tuesday.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:00 am
by Captain Insano
aint my job
to fuck you on your birthday
aintt my job
to fuck you on your birthday... ANYMOREEEE!
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:22 am
by dammuzis
what i dont get is why the western christian world celebrates the brutal beating and beheading some catholic saint 1700 years ago by giving each other chocolate and diamonds?
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:12 am
by Harrison
What I don't get is why every fucking holiday some asshole comes in and says "I don't know why we celebrate this because [insert some historical bullshit here no one cares about]"
Every
Fucking
Holiday
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:25 am
by Phlegm
dammuzis wrote:what i dont get is why the western christian world celebrates the brutal beating and beheading some catholic saint 1700 years ago by giving each other chocolate and diamonds?
Because the candy, jewelery, and the greeting card companies said so.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:46 am
by Tossica
I love Hallmark holidays.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:34 am
by Arlos
So, Leah, is one of the tracks you're going to put on there that one from the Divinyls? You know the one, "When I think about you, I touch myself..." heh.
-Arlos
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:30 am
by The Kizzy
OOh, put that one song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Toucha Toucha Touch me
I wanna feel dirty"
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:30 pm
by Gargamellow
weird i coulda swore i posted this last night
Let him tape you fucking.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:43 pm
by leah
can you say INTERNETS
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:53 pm
by The Kizzy
I can, but I prefer to pretend that it doesnt exist
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:05 pm
by Yamori
If you do insist on celebrating a fabricated holiday created to feed card/candy company profits and make single people feel bad... :P
For once I'll jump the NT horndog bandwagon and say the best valentines day gift for a guy is sex sex sex. XD
I think for a lot of men their Valentines day experience is generally one of anxiety and dread - as it seems to have shifted primarily to a day where men are expected to be the primary ones to show appreciation, and there is a rather constant fear of fucking it up and ruining it. Even if you don't expect that (doesn't seem like you do :D), there is a good chance they've experienced it - or at least experienced it second hand enough for the impression to be left on them to at least some degree.
Seriously, the steak and a blowjob thing will just floor most men if they're going into it with traditional expectations. It will just blow their mind.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:08 pm
by Darcler
We dont celebrate Valentines Day. It's stupid.
But I did make him a card last year while I worked at the day care. It was made from construction paper, doilies and those crappy plastic gems.
I agree with everyone else, steak and blowjob.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:14 pm
by Captain Insano
Tossica wrote:I love Hallmark holidays.
Until Hallmark comes out with Steak and Blowjobs Day Cards they can go fuck themselves square in their asses.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:30 pm
by Jennay
Almost every guy has a secret fantasy of letting his girl fuck him in the ass with a strap-on, so give him a cute card and then lube up!
p.s. If you wanna go the extra mile to show your love, give him a reacharound
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:50 pm
by leah
mother of god.
at any rate i don't know if i can afford steak but i'll try~
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:52 pm
by Tuggan
Jennay wrote:Almost every guy has a secret fantasy of letting his girl fuck him in the ass with a strap-on, so give him a cute card and then lube up!
p.s. If you wanna go the extra mile to show your love, give him a reacharound
Thats a good way to get your teeth punched in. So if you feel like taking a beating on V-Day, go for Jennays suggestion.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:04 pm
by Gypsiyee
leah wrote::eyecrazy: mother of god.
at any rate i don't know if i can afford steak but i'll try~
Steaks rather cheap if you buy it yourself (maybe 7-10 bucks if you go with 2 really hearty size portions of like.. sirloin. more expensive depending on the cut)
It's really easy to make also~
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:10 pm
by Diekan
GET HIM DOOM WHEN IT COMES OUT TUESDAY. ONLY A GAY MAN WOULD NOT LOVE TO OWN A COPY OF IT.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:23 pm
by DangerPaul
Diekan wrote:GET HIM DOOM WHEN IT COMES OUT TUESDAY. ONLY A GAY MAN WOULD NOT LOVE TO OWN A COPY OF IT.
lol, I think Diekan just called me gay
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:25 pm
by Tuggan
Yeah, me too
Doom was the one with THE ROCK right? That shit looked retarded.