What should I demand as a Valentines day gift

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Shit, those new 360's would give her 3rd degree burns
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I'm demanding that my daughter stop getting sick, stop peeing out of her butt, hold down at least 3 oz of Pedialite at a time and gain back the 4 pounds she lost this week.
I'm also demanding the stuffed animal that sings "Mannah Mannah"
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The Kizzy wrote:Never use silk cuffs with a guy that you have only been dating a few months. You never know, his weird eyed roommate could wander in the room for a little action, and you'd have to knee him in the nuts, and kick him in the face, and threaten your new guy with bodily harm if he doesnt let you out of the cuffs so you can get dressed and go home.
Boy you really know how to pick winners Kizz.
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I know, right?
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The Kizzy wrote:I know, right?


right.
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Erodalak wrote:xbox 360 and ass sex. Put the xbox on her back and play halo 2 while doing it too.


hah
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