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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:02 pm
by dammuzis
i like the magazine idea
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:29 pm
by The Kizzy
Erodalak wrote:It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.
If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.
nice attempt at a cover
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:32 pm
by Jesus
The Kizzy wrote:Erodalak wrote:It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.
If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.
nice attempt at a cover
oh shit, you hooked up with Erodalak, Kizzy?
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:55 pm
by The Kizzy
We met at the Chicago Fan faire, we never hooked up. We just like giving each other shit.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:57 pm
by Ouchyfish
fan faires....
every time I saw a picture from them I instantly thought "Star Trek convention!"
Re: Cops are dumb
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:22 pm
by Jimmy Durante
The Kizzy wrote:Turns out we have the same size feet and he wants me to break them in for him.
I genuinely hope you pulled this from a cancelled sitcom.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:26 pm
by Eldred
Send him a txt back saying you want to wear the shoes one more day, then when you get them back take a shit in both shoes.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:04 pm
by The Kizzy
I have big feet, Jimmy, if I didint I would fall over.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:19 pm
by Ouchyfish
big feet=big snatch
scientific fact--shit ya not
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:25 pm
by The Kizzy
I have pushed a baby out of there. Im 6'3" need the big feet for balance
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:26 pm
by Ouchyfish
lol not counting during childbirth-during that just about any woman could have sex with a buick!
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:34 pm
by Jay
Jesus wrote:The Kizzy wrote:Erodalak wrote:It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.
If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.
nice attempt at a cover
oh shit, you hooked up with Erodalak, Kizzy?
No I didn't crawl inside her.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:32 pm
by The Kizzy
I told him no because he wasnt white