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Ouchyfish wrote:Have you been taking backpedal lessons from Harrison?

Well, he is the master.

SS~

Okay I'll be frank....any man that claims that they would not screw Paris Hilton falls into one of the following three catagories:

1) Gay

2) under the age of 6

3) JohnnyWeir

Don't play me, you know you would. No shame in that, she's a tight bitch. So get over your righteous indignation and speak some truth. You badass NTer's heh~

I think she's hot. She's still a complete retard.

Unless she was shy for the camera, she seems like a really lousy lay.

mofish wrote:I think she's hot. She's still a complete retard.

Heh, I spent 16 years workin with retards at the Fernald state school in Mass..I can spot a retard a mile away. She's not it, you however I have my doubts~

Ouchyfish wrote:Unless she was shy for the camera, she seems like a really lousy lay.

Spoken like a true virgin~

Dude the least you could do is get a fucking clue before you open mouth and insert foot.

Please seek attention elsewhere.

Ouchyfish wrote:Dude the least you could do is get a fucking clue before you open mouth and insert foot.

Please seek attention elsewhere.

Can you qualify that Fish? That fuckin statement says nothing and I'll seek attention where I can find it just like you thank you very much~

It was a joke Fish, lighten the fuck up eh...

Sorina S wrote:

mofish wrote:I think she's hot. She's still a complete retard.

Heh, I spent 16 years workin with retards at the Fernald state school in Mass..I can spot a retard a mile away. She's not it, you however I have my doubts~

Using a tilde at the end of your sentences is dumb. Youre dumb. I think those retards you worked with wore off on you. I was a better writer at 10 than you are at 48.

mofish wrote:

Sorina S wrote:

mofish wrote:I think she's hot. She's still a complete retard.

Heh, I spent 16 years workin with retards at the Fernald state school in Mass..I can spot a retard a mile away. She's not it, you however I have my doubts~

Using a tilde at the end of your sentences is dumb. Youre dumb. I think those retards you worked with wore off on you. I was a better writer at 10 than you are at 48.

ahh thx Mo, I'll be looking for your first novel on the NY Times list soon. Yes I'm dumb, dumb enough to cross swords with the likes of you. The ~ is an interesting symbol. In some circles it reperesents inevitability, but in I tend to think of it as infinity. heh silly me so dumb compared to a mental giant as yourself.

Next time you call somebody a retard you really need to know WTF your talkin about. Yea, I dunno I worked with retarded folk for better than 16 years, we used to joke about that shit rubbin off...how many slow folks have you known Fish? Where do you get the balls to take me down for shit I did as a job man. Don't go soft on me bro tell me how you really feel~ eat my tilde~

Sorina S wrote:Okay I'll be frank....any man that claims that they would not screw Paris Hilton falls into one of the following three catagories:

1) Gay

2) under the age of 6

3) JohnnyWeir

Don't play me, you know you would. No shame in that, she's a tight bitch. So get over your righteous indignation and speak some truth. You badass NTer's heh~

dude I would not fuck her with your dick and I dont even like you.

the reason why:

1. Im married
2. God knows where that snatch has been. You know the difference between my car and Paris? Not everyone has been in my car.
3. I just dont think she looks that hot. To me she looks like a trailer Trash prom queen in 500 dollar boots.

Sorina S wrote: I'll seek attention where I can find it just like you thank you very much~

sig material right there.. He/She/It is an attention Whore.

Paris Hilton hot? ROFL. The bitch as zero ass, no chest and the face that resembles the effects of a recent stroke. Dudes who go after flat assed, flat chested chicks make me wonder a bit... not saying you're Gay, mangina - but I bet you're damn close.

I'd fuck Paris Hilton into two pieces before I'd touch that black chick in the swimsuit thread.

That said, PETA is gay.

I have to agree with Minrott there. If you didn't sport a wood watching Paris playin with her tits, or playing with herself while gettin nailed, well...can't help ya.

It's funny how if she wasn't some rich dude's daughter, she'd be just another Wal-Mart cashier. (About the same caliber as the average Wal-Mart cashier etc.)

I'd fuck Paris Hilton in the mouth just so she couldn't talk.

Ouchyfish wrote:
It's funny how if she wasn't some rich dude's daughter, she'd be just another Wal-Mart cashier. (About the same caliber as the average Wal-Mart cashier etc.)

Wrong dude most Wlamart cashiers can count past 3.00's without the help of an accountant.

This woman has the IQ of a smashed avocado.

kaharthemad wrote:

Ouchyfish wrote:
It's funny how if she wasn't some rich dude's daughter, she'd be just another Wal-Mart cashier. (About the same caliber as the average Wal-Mart cashier etc.)

Wrong dude most Wlamart cashiers can count past 3.00's without the help of an accountant.

This woman has the IQ of a smashed avocado.

No they can't. In fact, Wal-Mart is experimenting with change (bill+coin)dispensing machines so the cashier doesn't have to be relied upon to give the correct change for that very reason. Similar to what the self checkouts do-only with someone to scan and bag the stuff for you.

kaharthemad wrote:dude I would not fuck her with your dick and I dont even like you.

Well that would be the point of that insult eh? No need to like me to stick my dick in her, that be contrary to the insult, right?

the reason why:

1. Im married

Never stopped ya before

2. God knows where that snatch has been. You know the difference between my car and Paris? Not everyone has been in my car.

I can see you have great affection for your car, Camary?

. I just dont think she looks that hot. To me she looks like a trailer Trash prom queen in 500 dollar boots.

Never stopped you before ^^

Oh and Kahar, Martrae was wrong. You are the true master of the obvious. Walmart cashiers need lovin too man, have a heart.

As for Paris, it wasn't her IQ I was lookin at ^,~

She doesn't have an ass or a chest, so what exactly were you looking at, gimp?

She has a nice chest. Ever see where she was filming her tits in that video? I'd fuck her, no doubt, but like I said earlier, she seemed like a boring lay in that video. She does however apply a knob shine fearlessly..that is to be commended.

Diekan wrote:She doesn't have an ass or a chest, so what exactly were you looking at, gimp?

So you're like into fat chicks eh Diek? No worries a little meat on the bone never hurt no man. You know any more than a mouthful is a waste though, silly wabbit, tits are for kids.

But I've been told not to pull age on you folks so I'll assume that either your just into Rubinesque women or your a 39 year old virgin. I can say no more I think this thread is headed for EE. Oh Darcler, please save me from myself ^^

Sorina S wrote:

Diekan wrote:She doesn't have an ass or a chest, so what exactly were you looking at, gimp?

So you're like into fat chicks eh Diek? No worries a little meat on the bone never hurt no man. You know any more than a mouthful is a waste though, silly wabbit, tits are for kids.

But I've been told not to pull age on you folks so I'll assume that either your just into Rubinesque women or your a 39 year old virgin. I can say no more I think this thread is headed for EE. Oh Darcler, please save me from myself ^^

You sound like a fucking <a href="http://namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9634">Wiici</a> clone.

I have no clue what that is Fish. btw is that sposed to be a link? It don't work. ah there it is /nm

I wanna say that's over the top but, maybe not.