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Zanchief Returns wrote:Cranberry crate forklift operator.

lol man ur asshole d00d

Maeya wrote:Yamouri - my friend's husband is a composer, and he recently sold a bunch of songs to a catalogue which is distributed for video games/commercials/movies to use as background music. I forget the name, but I will try to remember to ask her so you can maybe contact them. I do not know all the specifics but I believe he gets a percentage of the sales each time someone buys his song, but no money up front.

Cool - I'd be interested in that. Send it my way. ;D

Yamori wrote:

Maeya wrote:Yamouri - my friend's husband is a composer, and he recently sold a bunch of songs to a catalogue which is distributed for video games/commercials/movies to use as background music. I forget the name, but I will try to remember to ask her so you can maybe contact them. I do not know all the specifics but I believe he gets a percentage of the sales each time someone buys his song, but no money up front.

Cool - I'd be interested in that. Send it my way. ;D

Ok the name of the company is Pigfactory - they are UK based. I don't have a website or anything, but you should be able to Google it.

Dylan wrote:I want the job for Microsoft that you go in to a building and try to steal computers/information, then if you get caught they give you a letter to show the people you're caught by. Its like security tester or someshit.

Hah hah I used to get to do that on a lower level. I used to work at a local record store when I was a teenager, they had hired me the DAY I was legal to work, and I worked there for years and years, had a great relationship with the owners, even went to Florida on vacation with one of the owners and her daughter.

So, needless to say when they started setting up kiosks and sub businesses I became their "security person". If they thought someone at another store was not doing their job or paying attention they would send me to steal things. My extra pay was that whatever item I stole I got to keep (example when I "stole" sunglasses from their sunglasses hut, they were mine, so I made sure to pick stuff I liked lol), plus it was always fun to get worthless employees busted.

Damn..I need a job like that at Home Depot. I'd drive to work in an 18 wheeler.

Another good job is spaghetti harvester.

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Rofl, I was only supposed to steal one item and then just keep walking. I gave them their chance to catch me, no need to make it obvious.

I was happily awaiting the day that I would get asked to swipe something from their certified autographed stuff. That autographed Ali boxing picture would have been mine I tell you!

(Ok so I probably would have NEVER gotten away with that one, the picture was huge and in a giant oak frame, rofl I could barely carry it, let alone sneak out of somewhere with it.)

You would think walking out of a Wal Mart with a rifle from their case would be hard but it was accomplished rather easilly and no one noticed when plain-clothes LP did it.

(The clerk was showing the guy the rifle and got involved with another customer completely taking his mind/attention off of the LP guy.)

Not to mention how many times LP was able to wheel computers and TVs out of the store unnoticed. Makes ya wonder why people ever pay for them.

My dream job is to work as an astrobiologist for NASA

My dream job would be killing bad guys and getting phat paid.

Own my own Class 2 custom firearm shop and design new guns.

Or, strip club owner.

I would like to write travel books/guides that way I had a tax-deductable bonifide reason to travel the world non-stop, would be even better if someone would pay for it as well.

My dream job lets me wake up when I feel like it, allows my coffee to be made when I get up and I get to stroll in and hang out with everyone that works for me all day long. We work-but we chill. I own the place and it's successful. I'd love to be-a dentist. I'd REALLY love to be a business owner. I'd be good at both of these.

My second dream job is to be Ashly's slave

are you stalking me and goddammit every time you post I stare at lindsay's tits =\

Min you stole one of my ideas >< a Gunsmith would be cool
Other than that, I think being a heart surgeon would be cool, I would also like to own a titty bar in like West Palm Beach or something

If I was going to own a titie bar I'd make that fucker right outside Clark County in Navada.

rockstar

ITs hard to pick 1 dream job, I would love to be in a position such as the Director of the CIA or NSA (High tress, long hours but very personally rewarding), Mythbusters would be a damn good job (fun as hell), Maybe something like a cryptogropher for the NSA (personally challanging) or oh course Lead designer for a video game company.

Tuggan wrote:My dream job would be killing bad guys and getting phat paid.

Can I change my mind?

Starting pitcher in the Majors

or

Special Ops killing motherfuckin' muslims every day

or

Epic Fantasy novelist

or

College Prof at a - very - liberal arts all-girl college in California, using nubile blonde honies as part of my experiments perfecting the art of weed-growing. In other words, living the life of Gooseman and Insano.

-Out

SPINNING

Hmm so many....

1) # 1 Female DJ playing side by side with Tiesto and Paul Van Dyk at clubs and festivals all over the world!!!

2) Owner of Spin Cycle Studio chain preaching the good word of Johnny G. Of course incredible heart pumping high energy music is played. See above. Must also have attached a yoga, spa, and meditation center for cool down time.

3) Marine Biologist working in Bora Bora

Music, movie or food critic. Or a novelist.

KILL wrote:rockstar

ya




#2 choice: cosmonaut

*sneaks in*

Had to throw my 2-cents in to this one.

I'd have to say "curing" really rich people of their "SICJ (Stress-Induced Cerebral Conjunctivitis)" with 1-hour long "therapy" sessions once a month would do it for me.
(ie. they all sit in a room while I play really whacked out music/sounds while they all repeat my special mantras for an hour and then they give me tons of cash for it).

However, not to burst anyone's bubble.... but coming from a guy that was a Manager/stand-in GM at a Las Vegas stripclub I worked very closely with the owner every day. Believe me, it's WAY more headache than will ever be made up for by the perks, even outside Clark County. In many ways, that's worse. Every owner of a gentlemens club in NV have other businesses for a reason.

Just my 2-cents.

*sneaks out*