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Have you ever tried to pee in a water bottle?

It's not so easy...

It's easy as hell. No man's penis has an opening bigger than the mouth of a fuckin water bottle. If it does, you've been doing something fucked up to it.

You put the bottle up to the opening in said penis and piss..might have to leave a little room between yer dickhead and the opening for air to escape...voila

If yer female, invest in a funnel.