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My Kung Fu is greater.

ill have to come cause a ruckuss thats not too far down the highway from here~!

I didnt know Gunt lived in TexAss.

I would go to Kizzy's bar, but now that she described it, I dont want to get stabbed or something.

You'll be fine, just make sure to tell the bouncer you are from the internet.

I am the bouncer on the nights I work. I got knocked square in the chest one night, it hurt for a couple of weeks. Its not a rough bar by any means, but people do get nasty when you cut them off. Friggin Texas laws are whack. If someone leaves my bar and gets a DUI, I have to pay a $4000 fine and spend a year in jail, and thats a first offense.

Oh, and I only work Tuesday nights and THursday nights. Tuesdays is free pool, and Thursday is pickin and grinnin

There's probably very little pickin and grinnin when the customers have no teeth. Saves on the toothpick bill probably.

I'll put money on the fact that Kizzy could probably kick her boyfriend's ass.

Jay wrote:I'll put money on the fact that Kizzy could probably kick her boyfriend's ass.

Nope, I'd put 20 bucks on Yukon Cornelius any day.

Aww man, with Gid's new schedule, we can only go out Sat and Sun nights. Boo on you.

KILL wrote:

See what happens when you fuck with the chuck?

Darcler wrote:Aww man, with Gid's new schedule, we can only go out Sat and Sun nights. Boo on you.

Bah, I might hav eto work the floor this weekend. Which means big tips, and much ass grabbing. I am going to wear my inflatable butt. Come out Saturday. I have a new cell, I will call you later and give you the number. Well, technically, I will give your voice mail the number because you never answer the cell phone.

I'm pretty bad about answering my phone