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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:05 pm
by Gargamellow
yer right..i should never be naked except to bathe..i am a horrifying example of a female human

oh..the horror of being ugly...

p.s. when i put out a naked photo of myself on the net, yer not getting the link

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:07 pm
by leah
DangerPaul wrote:
leah wrote:i don't know what to get josh for christmas (and i don't think he'd want any iron sculptures, hehe). i might just get him some clothes but i really don't know. i like to buy him special things but i can't think of anything in particular that he needs.


get him a 90-day game card for WoW, a naked picture of yourself, a jar of vaseline and a kleenex, perfect gift for gaming nerds


but that's what i was planning on getting you . . . :(

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:09 pm
by DangerPaul
Needs to be Eve gamecard then, fuck WoW. Besides, I still have naked pics of you from last year. :devil2:

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:12 pm
by leah
those'd probably be better than ones i'd take now. fatass ftw

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:30 pm
by Gargamellow
you weren't fat last year

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:37 pm
by Phlegm
leah wrote:those'd probably be better than ones i'd take now. fatass ftw



Gargamellow wrote:you weren't fat last year



She's saying that she is fatter now.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:39 pm
by Gargamellow
whatever chic..you don't look fat in that jellyfish costume

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:41 pm
by Jay
You know how girls are. Especially ones who used to be fat. They are mentally fat forever depsite how good they look.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:42 pm
by leah
jay hit the nail on the head. my mind is forever warped. :\

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:43 pm
by Ginzburgh
Maybe if you girls are so concerned about your weight, you should stop eating so much.

:dunno:

It works, it really does.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:45 pm
by Jay
As proven by the Man Show.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:47 pm
by leah
that's funny, ginz, i had no idea! i'm glad i have you around to tell me how to lose weight. :ugh:

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:47 pm
by Arlos
Leah, you could always give him the Captain Insano special that he suggested last year: One night of the buttsex0rz. Cheap, and I guarantee he'll appreciate it! :rofl:

-Arlos

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:47 pm
by Gargamellow
I don't care what I look like anymore. I had my kids. I have no other purpose to look pretty except to please Virra and he likes me without makeup. He also doesn't care what I weigh. But of course, I care slightly because I don't want to die from a fat chic heart attack before I am 40. Which is why I diet and exercise regularly.

But anyway, who cares what people think?

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:49 pm
by Ginzburgh
Well if you know how to lose weight, why don't you?

Don't become one of those people that is fat and complains about their fatness while reaching for another twinkie.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:51 pm
by Gargamellow
she isn't fat..she is skinny and saying she is fat

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:00 pm
by leah
lol i can't remember the last time i ate a twinkie. ew.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:04 pm
by Ginzburgh
I had a fried twinkie at a carnival in the summer. It was pretty awesome.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:06 pm
by Gargamellow
yuk dude

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:06 pm
by leah
lol gross, i cant even imagine how icky that would be.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:07 pm
by Ginzburgh
Yeah I guess it would be tough for someone from nebraska to imagine what good food actually tastes like.

Although you DO have Omaha steaks. It's probably based out of NYC though.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:09 pm
by leah
hehehe i didn't realize a fried twinkie is high-class cuisine.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:09 pm
by Narrock
:rofl:

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:17 pm
by Ginzburgh
roflz.

And I just realized that Omaha Steaks owns. So my last statement is null and void.

Pending that Omaha Steaks comes from Nebraska.

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:20 pm
by leah