Well, I don't exactly know when he will decide to dump me. I am sure he will eventually, thoguh. I am destined to be alone because I am a controlling, jealous, horndog attention whore who demands way too much time from my man.
I plan to buy a hundred ferrets someday. Cats are cool, too. But ferrets ROCK.
Seriously, there's a reason I sold mine. Tell your kids they should get a DS lite. Best handheld ever. Quite a bit cheaper too I might add. 130 bucks brand new, 90 used, and it kicks the PSP's ass in game selection. My DS Lite has more miles on it than my PS3, Wii or 360 currently.
Hell, make dad buy it. You're giving him a fat break on his taxes might as well ask for that one thing.
Dual screen. Uses a stylus for touch screen action. Has awesome fucking titles. Only thing is it doesn't play movies like the PSP does but really who cares. If you go the used route, you can get a DS Lite and a new copy of the new Castlevania for like 150ish and that game will keep the kid occupied at least a month.