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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:40 pm
by kaharthemad
What do you call someone withut arms or legs on your doorstep?
Matt
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:48 pm
by Xaiveir
kaharthemad wrote:What do you call someone withut arms or legs on your doorstep?
Matt
HA!
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:52 pm
by Evermore
What do you call someone withut arms or legs in the pool?
Bob...
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:35 pm
by Xaiveir
Jesus you guys are going to make me go to hell for laughing at these. Where is mindia when i need hiim to save my soul
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:20 pm
by leah
wait wait!!
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
Art!
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:21 pm
by Xaiveir
leah wrote:wait wait!!
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
Art!
Dear god...these should not be as funny as they are.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:23 pm
by Xaiveir
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Stuck In A Forest Fire?
Bernie!
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:26 pm
by kaharthemad
no arms no legs in the ocean?
Bouy
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:28 pm
by leah
buoy isn't a name, kahar. you lose!
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:35 pm
by kaharthemad
Boy is. :P
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:37 pm
by Xaiveir
Whats The name of the Guy With No Arms and No Legs They Keep Dipping In The Water?
Duncan!
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:39 pm
by Jay
There's a lonely single woman looking to remedy her problem so she looks up a personal ad. She sees one that is intriguing. It says "I'll never beat you, I'll never run out on you and if you ask, I'll make great love to you." She calls the guy up, sets a date for 7pm the next day. So she's getting all dolled up for her date and 7 o clock hits. Her doorbell rings and she answers. She opens the door to see a quadriplegic guy in a wheelchair.
He says ambitiously "Hi I'm from the personal ad and I'm here for the date."
She responds, "Uhh...not what I was expecting... Your personal ad didn't say anything about you not having arms."
He says, "Sure it did. It said that I'd never beat you."
She says, "Ok well, it said nothing about you having no legs."
He says, "Yes it did. It said I'd never run out on you."
She says, "How the hell are you supposed to make great love to me?"
He says, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"