official v-day thread

Sidle up to the bar (Lightly Moderated)

Moderator: Dictators in Training

User avatar
Darcler
Saran Wrap Princess
Saran Wrap Princess
Posts: 7161
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:54 pm
Location: Dallas, TX
Contact:

Post by Darcler »

She tells you in advance when youre going to get head?
Narrock
NT Patron
NT Patron
Posts: 16679
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:54 pm
Location: Folsom, CA

Post by Narrock »

Darcler wrote:She tells you in advance when youre going to get head?


We've only been dating a week. I called her this morning to say Happy Valentine's Day, and she told me that.

/shrug
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
User avatar
Darcler
Saran Wrap Princess
Saran Wrap Princess
Posts: 7161
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:54 pm
Location: Dallas, TX
Contact:

Post by Darcler »

I understand but I dont.
On one hand, something to "look forward to".
On the other hand, completely ruins and kind of suprise, which is when I like to give head, out of the blue. Maybe its just me.

Cong on dating a whore btw.
Tossica
NT Patron
NT Patron
Posts: 12490
Joined: Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:21 pm

Post by Tossica »

Sounds like a whore.


What's her #?

"Hi Wendy? It's Tossica from the internet. I hear you like to suck cock? Well..."
Narrock
NT Patron
NT Patron
Posts: 16679
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:54 pm
Location: Folsom, CA

Post by Narrock »

:lol:
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Narrock
NT Patron
NT Patron
Posts: 16679
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:54 pm
Location: Folsom, CA

Post by Narrock »

I hope she's not a whore... at least not for everybody else.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
User avatar
Arlos
Admin Abuse Squad
Admin Abuse Squad
Posts: 9021
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:39 pm
Contact:

Post by Arlos »

Sex before marriage? For shame! Shame! Shame!

Well, OK, my faith doesn't give a rat's ass about it, (prudish pagans? yeah, right. rofl), but yours does, sir! rofl. :angel:

-Arlos
User avatar
Gypsiyee
NT Deity
NT Deity
Posts: 5777
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:48 am
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Contact:

Post by Gypsiyee »

This Mindia is completely different from the Mindia from a year ago

it would appear to me that he's becoming moreso like the old Mindia, which is cool, especially if he's learned the balance of being able to believe in god without being a bible thumping close minded jerkface.
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
Image
User avatar
Darcler
Saran Wrap Princess
Saran Wrap Princess
Posts: 7161
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:54 pm
Location: Dallas, TX
Contact:

Post by Darcler »

Which is weird after a year of SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IS IMMORAL and the likes.
User avatar
Arlos
Admin Abuse Squad
Admin Abuse Squad
Posts: 9021
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:39 pm
Contact:

Post by Arlos »

Heh, hopefully it's obvious I'm just joking with him, and not out to be a jackass. :)

-Arlos
User avatar
Darcler
Saran Wrap Princess
Saran Wrap Princess
Posts: 7161
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:54 pm
Location: Dallas, TX
Contact:

Post by Darcler »

We all are :)
joking, that is.
User avatar
Xaiveir
NT Deity
NT Deity
Posts: 4380
Joined: Mon May 24, 2004 12:12 am
Location: Olympia, WA

Post by Xaiveir »

arlos wrote:Heh, hopefully it's obvious I'm just joking with him, and not out to be a jackass. :)

-Arlos



Lies all Lies sir! Deceit and lies!
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
User avatar
Arlos
Admin Abuse Squad
Admin Abuse Squad
Posts: 9021
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:39 pm
Contact:

Post by Arlos »

Curses! Foiled again! Damn you meddling kids!

-Arlos
User avatar
Xaiveir
NT Deity
NT Deity
Posts: 4380
Joined: Mon May 24, 2004 12:12 am
Location: Olympia, WA

Post by Xaiveir »

Image
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
User avatar
Arlos
Admin Abuse Squad
Admin Abuse Squad
Posts: 9021
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:39 pm
Contact:

Post by Arlos »

Zoiks!

-Arlos
User avatar
Xaiveir
NT Deity
NT Deity
Posts: 4380
Joined: Mon May 24, 2004 12:12 am
Location: Olympia, WA

Post by Xaiveir »

Ruh roh raggy!~
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
User avatar
Arlos
Admin Abuse Squad
Admin Abuse Squad
Posts: 9021
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:39 pm
Contact:

Post by Arlos »

You know, I figured out the real story of Scooby Doo years ago. They were really a rolling drug & prostitution ring. Fred was the pimp, daphne was the hooker (and notice how often fred & daphne got paired up to go off somewhre alone, and it cut to someone else on the team...), and Thelma was the chemist. Shaggy was just a stoner guy they let hang out with him, an kept him strung out all the time cause people that oned are hysterical. Scooby Doo couldn't ACTUALLY talk, but everyone was just so high they thought he could.

I mean, you KNOW those Scooby Snacks were narcotic, given how nuts those 2 would go to get even just 1... Plus, you know all the drugs they were doing ruined their memory, as it would always take them 20 minutes into the plot to consider that "Hey, maybe it's yet ANOTHER guy in a rubber mask!"

-Arlos
User avatar
Gypsiyee
NT Deity
NT Deity
Posts: 5777
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:48 am
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Contact:

Post by Gypsiyee »

I've never even ever watched a full episode of scooby doo. it could never hold my attention, and i'm a cartoon freak.
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
Image
Tossica
NT Patron
NT Patron
Posts: 12490
Joined: Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:21 pm

Post by Tossica »

Gypsiyee wrote:I've never even ever watched a full episode of scooby doo. it could never hold my attention, and i'm a cartoon freak.


Didn't have much of a choice when I was a kid. Cartoons were limited.
Narrock
NT Patron
NT Patron
Posts: 16679
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:54 pm
Location: Folsom, CA

Post by Narrock »

Ok... I got her a card, some flowers, and a stuffed gorilla. lol The card isn't a "love" card per say, but is more along the lines of "I'm so glad we met..." I imagine I'm gonna be busy tonight. :P
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
User avatar
Darcler
Saran Wrap Princess
Saran Wrap Princess
Posts: 7161
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:54 pm
Location: Dallas, TX
Contact:

Post by Darcler »

Yes, stuffed gorillas = gettin some to me too.
User avatar
Arlos
Admin Abuse Squad
Admin Abuse Squad
Posts: 9021
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:39 pm
Contact:

Post by Arlos »

That a new euphemism? "What were you two doing last night?" ... "Oh, we were just playing 'Stuff the Gorilla'..."

-Arlos
User avatar
Spazz
Osama bin Spazz
Osama bin Spazz
Posts: 4752
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:29 pm
Location: Whitebread burbs

Post by Spazz »

Thelma was the chemist


I allways thought was velma. :dunno: Was I high too ? Back in the day I loved me some scooby doo.


I allways had mindia figured as way to conservitive for a girl with anything but her ears peirced. Fuckin scandalisssssssssssss
WHITE TRASH METAL SLUMMER
Why Immortal technique?
Perhaps its because I am afraid and he gives me courage.
User avatar
Gypsiyee
NT Deity
NT Deity
Posts: 5777
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:48 am
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Contact:

Post by Gypsiyee »

pretty sure its velma too but i don't know since i didn't watch ><
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
Image
User avatar
Martrae
Admin Abuse Squad
Admin Abuse Squad
Posts: 11962
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:46 am
Location: Georgia
Contact:

Post by Martrae »

Love Scooby-Doo

Got my kids loving Scooby-Doo
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Post Reply