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She tells you in advance when youre going to get head?

Darcler wrote:She tells you in advance when youre going to get head?

We've only been dating a week. I called her this morning to say Happy Valentine's Day, and she told me that.

/shrug

I understand but I dont.
On one hand, something to "look forward to".
On the other hand, completely ruins and kind of suprise, which is when I like to give head, out of the blue. Maybe its just me.

Cong on dating a whore btw.

Sounds like a whore.


What's her #?

"Hi Wendy? It's Tossica from the internet. I hear you like to suck cock? Well..."

I hope she's not a whore... at least not for everybody else.

Sex before marriage? For shame! Shame! Shame!

Well, OK, my faith doesn't give a rat's ass about it, (prudish pagans? yeah, right. rofl), but yours does, sir! rofl.

-Arlos

This Mindia is completely different from the Mindia from a year ago

it would appear to me that he's becoming moreso like the old Mindia, which is cool, especially if he's learned the balance of being able to believe in god without being a bible thumping close minded jerkface.

Which is weird after a year of SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IS IMMORAL and the likes.

Heh, hopefully it's obvious I'm just joking with him, and not out to be a jackass.

-Arlos

We all are
joking, that is.

arlos wrote:Heh, hopefully it's obvious I'm just joking with him, and not out to be a jackass.

-Arlos

Lies all Lies sir! Deceit and lies!

Curses! Foiled again! Damn you meddling kids!

-Arlos

Zoiks!

-Arlos

Ruh roh raggy!~

You know, I figured out the real story of Scooby Doo years ago. They were really a rolling drug & prostitution ring. Fred was the pimp, daphne was the hooker (and notice how often fred & daphne got paired up to go off somewhre alone, and it cut to someone else on the team...), and Thelma was the chemist. Shaggy was just a stoner guy they let hang out with him, an kept him strung out all the time cause people that oned are hysterical. Scooby Doo couldn't ACTUALLY talk, but everyone was just so high they thought he could.

I mean, you KNOW those Scooby Snacks were narcotic, given how nuts those 2 would go to get even just 1... Plus, you know all the drugs they were doing ruined their memory, as it would always take them 20 minutes into the plot to consider that "Hey, maybe it's yet ANOTHER guy in a rubber mask!"

-Arlos

I've never even ever watched a full episode of scooby doo. it could never hold my attention, and i'm a cartoon freak.

Gypsiyee wrote:I've never even ever watched a full episode of scooby doo. it could never hold my attention, and i'm a cartoon freak.

Didn't have much of a choice when I was a kid. Cartoons were limited.

Ok... I got her a card, some flowers, and a stuffed gorilla. lol The card isn't a "love" card per say, but is more along the lines of "I'm so glad we met..." I imagine I'm gonna be busy tonight. :P

Yes, stuffed gorillas = gettin some to me too.

That a new euphemism? "What were you two doing last night?" ... "Oh, we were just playing 'Stuff the Gorilla'..."

-Arlos

Thelma was the chemist

I allways thought was velma. Was I high too ? Back in the day I loved me some scooby doo.


I allways had mindia figured as way to conservitive for a girl with anything but her ears peirced. Fuckin scandalisssssssssssss

pretty sure its velma too but i don't know since i didn't watch ><

Love Scooby-Doo

Got my kids loving Scooby-Doo