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leah wrote:much as i would like to believe that he's still alive, it's just been too long and there are too many things piling up the other way

Leah, I would very much like to believe that he's still alive too, and I really do think that he is. Nothing new is piling up the other way. The posts presented here contain the same information they did a year ago, so you shouldn't be so distraught over it.

My entire point is, what does the super sluething get you, at the end of the day will you sleep better, will we all have a moment of zen in which we hold hands around a camp fire while Nancy Drew tells us how she solved the crime? Does it really matter? He was a nice guy to alot of people on here, a douchebag to others. Some of us here might even consider ourselves e-friends with Ryan.

And all in all in the end, the only truth out there that no one can argue is we no longer get to converse with him any more. And if you liked him thats a suck thing, if you didnt like him, well more than likely you still liked to go back and forth with him.

I understand your point Mop. I liked Ryan and thought he was hilarious... a bit off-color at times, but funny nonetheless. We were going to meet up for a beer in SoCal when I lived down there for a summer 4 years ago. Our schedules were just in conflict. Maybe when he gets out on Parole he'll come back and tell us about the butt-pirates in prison he had to fight off with a sword crafted from broomsticks.

Honestly, he'd just fess up to heading to jail not make up some elaborate thing about a car crash.

'E's passed on! This Ralf is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-RALF!!

-Arlos

Speaking of this, I was just reading old PMs and found a bunch from him~ I forgot I was supposed to email him nudie pics I took of some college freshman whores I got drunk right before he dissappeared

I know what it is...the Jamaicans caught up with him.

http://namelesstavern.net/viewtopic.php?t=9529

Ouchyfish wrote:I know what it is...the Jamaicans caught up with him.

http://namelesstavern.net/viewtopic.php?t=9529

lol he called Gidan a fuckface.

Narrock wrote:

Ouchyfish wrote:I know what it is...the Jamaicans caught up with him.

http://namelesstavern.net/viewtopic.php?t=9529

lol he called Gidan a fuckface.

Funny quote from that thread:

Captain Insano wrote:Black people for example have a sub-conscious desire to commit crime regardless of upbringing or social status. They can't help it. It's like mexicans and breeding.

Ouchyfish wrote:So was he some bizarre alter ego of one of the regulars here that gave him up?

Ralf and Goose were the same guy.

Yes, it was a hoax.

lyion wrote:

Ouchyfish wrote:So was he some bizarre alter ego of one of the regulars here that gave him up?

Ralf and Goose were the same guy.

Yes, it was a hoax.

whoa--you shittin me?

Ouchyfish wrote:

lyion wrote:

Ouchyfish wrote:So was he some bizarre alter ego of one of the regulars here that gave him up?

Ralf and Goose were the same guy.

Yes, it was a hoax.

whoa--you shittin me?

Yes, he's full of shit. Ralf and Goosse were friends when they were in the Marines.

Narrock wrote:

Ouchyfish wrote:

lyion wrote:

Ouchyfish wrote:So was he some bizarre alter ego of one of the regulars here that gave him up?

Ralf and Goose were the same guy.

Yes, it was a hoax.

whoa--you shittin me?

Yes, he's full of shit. Ralf and Goosse were friends when they were in the Marines.

You, the king naysayer of this thread are turning a deaf ear to this possibility?

Unless Lyion is just being sarcastic-- in which case, fuck you lyion

At some point I am pretty sure they were two different people.

And I could be stupid, but how was Ralph posting from a SoCal IP while Goose was posting from a washington then latter Texas IP ?

lyion wrote:

Ouchyfish wrote:So was he some bizarre alter ego of one of the regulars here that gave him up?

Ralf and Goose were the same guy.

Yes, it was a hoax.

if it was a hoax, it was multiple years in the making

I'd dealt with both them at different times, and outside of the NT posturing, their personalities were very different

Board personalities are fairly easy to manipulate. There are tons of people who have had multiple ones over the years.

Anyone ever meet Ralf in person? Anyone ever talk to both Goose and Ralf? No, they didn't,

Anyways, there was much more going on there than was let on. Both posted from each others IP addresses. When Ralf left, Goose left the board also.

The fact you still reference him as Ralph Macchio and his friend as Gooose is really all the evidence you need in regards to the fact this most likely wasn't a real deal.

I don't know whether to give kudos for the well played hoax or feel sorry for anyone so pathetic as to go THAT far to carry it out.

Uh, I talked to them both on the phone at seperate times. Ralf lived in California, but was moving his business to Texas (we were discussing me being his office manager) and Goose lived in Texas. (We were discussing real estate for said business in this area). Nice theory though.

You've got a lot of gall Lyion to come out with some wannabe asif-militaristic statement claiming to know the exact details of the situation. You'd like to know and I think that bothers you the most. I've talked to both of them for years and it's not like the impact upon Ralph's disapearance has left us all in a vegitative state, in which a hoax of this altitude would make any sense at all.

And what Kizzy meant was: Nice attempt to whore the crowd's appeal to a different topic by overstating the answer to a question you've got no fucking clue about.