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Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:40 pm
by The Kizzy
Tikker wrote:mayo is what you buy when you can't afford miracle whip
They cost the same you dork. Now I am gonna have to research this.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:45 pm
by Martrae
The Kizzy wrote:Tacks wrote:What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.
Oh, I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood where you quoted her in your response I tought you were talking to her.
No it was a lame attempt at a funny follow-up to Jay's comment about Martin.
And if you followed that...kudos!
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:46 pm
by The Kizzy
ok tikker, Helmanns Mayo is on sale 2 for $5, and Miracle Whip is $289 same size. Same price within a few cents.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:48 pm
by Gypsiyee
ya, and blech - i would disagree. salad dressing has too much twang for a lot of stuff, almost tastes sour.
and I think, but I'm not sure, that hellmans prides itself in being real mayonnaise. as soon as i opened your thread the 'nothing beats my hellmans real mayonaaaaiiiiiise' jingle got in my head.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:38 pm
by leah
yeah dude, hellmanns > any other mayo
(bring out the hellmanns, and bring out the best!)
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:50 pm
by Tacks
The Kizzy wrote:Tacks wrote:What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.
Oh, I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood where you quoted her in your response I tought you were talking to her.
You may want to stick to the Harry Potter threads and other threads you can actually follow.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:05 pm
by Gypsiyee
aw i just finished harry potter start to finish, i started my very first one last month
i like them, don't hate

Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:26 pm
by Tae-Bo
harry potter ownz faggots
also miracle whip is trash.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:23 pm
by The Kizzy
Tacks wrote:Martrae at home with a reply near the fridge less than 10 mins later...

Martrae wrote:6 minutes you dork.
So what?
Tacks wrote:Martrae wrote:6 minutes you dork.
So what?
6 minutes would mean "less than 10 minutes later" would it not?
Martrae wrote:Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.
Again....so what?
Tacks wrote:Martrae wrote:Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.
Again....so what?
Perhaps if you weren't a moron
Martrae wrote:Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.
Tacks wrote:Martrae wrote:Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.
It wasn't for you to "get".
so in every post I quoted, you were obviously trying to goad Martrae and she was not giving you the reaction you wanted or you directly quoted her. Please tell me how you were not referring to her. Unless there is a post I am not seeing. Thanks.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:27 pm
by Arlos
So, two things are obvious in this thread:
1) Mayonnaise is better than Miracle whip. (not that that's hard, miracle whip is grotesque)
2) Taxx is a passive-aggressive douchebag who gets pissy when people don't fall for his normal baiting tactics.
-Arlos
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:08 pm
by The Kizzy
exactly
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:37 pm
by Tacks
yeah you got me, i'm pissed
kizzy, i guess you have Brinstar syndrome, i'm sorry internets is too difficult for you.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:01 pm
by The Kizzy
Tacks wrote:yeah you got me, i'm pissed
kizzy, i guess you have Brinstar syndrome, i'm sorry internets is too difficult for you.
Likewise, I am sure. Maybe after you draw the crayon picture for Brinstar, you can draw one for me. I dont see from your participation in this thread how you were not referencing Martrae. You were speaking directly to her or quoting her. Hello......
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:13 pm
by Arlos
I said pissy, not pissed.
Of course, you're always pissy, so it's hard to determine the difference, but nevertheless...
-Arlos
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:26 pm
by Tacks
The Kizzy wrote:Tacks wrote:yeah you got me, i'm pissed
kizzy, i guess you have Brinstar syndrome, i'm sorry internets is too difficult for you.
Likewise, I am sure. Maybe after you draw the crayon picture for Brinstar, you can draw one for me. I dont see from your participation in this thread how you were not referencing Martrae. You were speaking directly to her or quoting her. Hello......
Here's your crayon picture, talking about someone is not the same as talking to someone.
For many people here, talking about them is enough to get them to make you talk to them.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:58 pm
by leah
holy crap, y'all pick the stupidest stuff to fight about. wow!
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:46 pm
by brinstar
Tacks wrote:Here's your crayon picture, talking about someone is not the same as talking to someone.
WHERE'S MINE FUCKFACE
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:29 am
by Tacks
brinstar wrote:Tacks wrote:Here's your crayon picture, talking about someone is not the same as talking to someone.
WHERE'S MINE FUCKFACE
who are you
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:53 am
by The Kizzy
Leah, it was like this the whole time we were dating too, he always has to be right. Even when you slap him upside the head with proof, he still starts to cry that he is right.
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:42 am
by Gypsiyee
that's human nature in general :p no one likes to be wrong
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:08 am
by Dimuza
...lousy human nature....
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:34 am
by Evermore
The Kizzy wrote:Not everyone works a day job, Tucker. Hell, I'm off today.
I'm making chicken salad for dinner tonight and the argument came up if I should use Miracle Whip or Mayo. We are using Miracle Whip, because I dont have any mayo (even though that is my favorite) and I am to lazy to drive the 15 minutes to the grocery store.
wtf make your own. it takes like 3 min total
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:49 am
by Evermore
The Kizzy wrote:Leah, it was like this the whole time we were dating too, he always has to be right. Even when you slap him upside the head with proof, he still starts to cry that he is right.
why do you bother then?
Re: Hellman's Help
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:24 am
by Tacks
99% of the time her "proof" is her opinion.