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Zanchief wrote:I think I could pretty much own you at almost all sporting events since I'm not fat and slow. I was a pretty good athlete in high-school, not great but good.

Playing basketball against you would be like beating up a infant.

I don't know how much you play basketball, but I doubt it would be anywhere near that bad. Basketball is likely what I am worst at out of all the sports I mess with, though.

Football, I made varsity my freshman year which in my shitty school was almost unheard of. Fullback/Halfback, and OLB. Had I went to a real school I likely could have played for a really good fucking team.

Track, I placed second in the SCC high jump. (kid in first was jumping literally 2ft. higher than me, fucking ridiculous) I also did the 300 hurdles, 4x4, 50m, and the long jump.

P.S. I am neither fat nor slow and haven't been either for YEARS. I am also not a prepubescent boy on the same note. At my heaviest I was probably still more of an athlete than you. Weight doesn't mean shit.

Football, I made varsity my freshman year which in my shitty school was almost unheard of. Fullback/Halfback, and OLB. Had I went to a real school I likely could have played for a really good fucking team.

WOW you're good at a sport that rewards fat people?!?!? That doesn't surprise me.

I'm sure I could own you at just about anything.

Yes, because runningbacks should be fat.

Were you a cheerleader? did you play soccer? Were you picked on by the big bad football players? Or do you just not understand football at all? lol

Harrison wrote:Yes, because runningbacks should be fat.

Were you a cheerleader? did you play soccer? Were you picked on by the big bad football players? Or do you just not understand football at all? lol

consider who you are talking to.

Evermore wrote:consider who you are talking to.

Welcome to the conversation. Feel free to contribute any time you're able to formulate an argument.

I'll wait here patiently for that to happen.

After this gem Chief? You sure proved your point.

Zanchief wrote:WOW you're good at a sport that rewards fat people?!?!?

You been beaten up enough i think Chief. Even a donkey would have learned by now. Apparently learning is beyond you.

Stick to your trolling. it's what you do best.

Why are you so insistent on calling the victory of an internet argument? Is your real life so pathetic that you're in dire need of a few fabricated virtual wins?

Of course fat people are better at a "sport" like football. Why are we going over this point again? You might want to saddle yourself to someone a little more promising then Harrison next time you're looking to "own" me.

What other sport would tolerate an "athlete" like this?

And Sapp's not even the heaviest player in the NFL.

Zanchief wrote:What other sport would tolerate an "athlete" like this?

what you seem to either ignore or are just ignorant about is that these players are very specialzed now. You dont have 60 min players anymore. Teams that put 250 lb lineman up against 350 lb lineman lose and lose regularly. unfort at that weight it doesnt tend to sit on you well. I would like to see you put up and get on the line like he does and last as long as sapp did. btw he isnt even the best lineman out there. Also, Please show me a quarterback or a WR or any other player in a different position then lineman who are what you consider fat.

Its funny how you try and bash a 13 yr 6 time pro bowl player Superbowl winning player.

I supposed you consider him fat too. He is 25lbs heavier...

What the fuck are you going on about man? I don't care how good he is, that's exactly my point. It's a shitty sport where fat ass people do well.

You're so clueless you're actually proving my point while trying to slam me.

Hey now, you don't have to go as far as saying its a shitty sport.

first off i wasnt trying to slam you. Thats too easy, kinda like punching a kitten in the face. Gets you about as far too. What i was trying to tell you is that your point is uneducated and doesnt hold water,,,,, again. You're whole point comes from the fact you have no knowledge or understanding of the game. You see some fat guys playing and the whole sport is "shitty". Jesus you are like talking to a teenager, except the conversation is dumber.

Evermore wrote:You're whole point comes from the fact you have no knowledge or understanding of the game. You see some fat guys playing and the whole sport is "shitty".

hahaha man your too easy, Evermore. I only called the sport shitty after you jumped in here guns ablaze about god knows what. My point wasn't that the sport was shitty, my point was fat people excel at it, thus the reason for Finny's supposed ability.

Now...would you like to start over?

I know what your point is. You arent as sharp as you think you are. You are really missing your calling thou. You should go into politics or some sort of sales

ok

Evermore wrote: Also, Please show me a quarterback or a WR or any other player in a different position then lineman who are what you consider fat.

Jared Lorenzen, QB for the Giants
please try to tell me this guy isn't a fat sack of shit
he's 285 for the record

Dude! He's just big-boned.

Jamarcus Russell is huge for a quarterback.

I wouldn't call him fat tho

lorenzen is clearly overweight tho

Byron (fat albert) leftwich isn't exactly a beanpole either, altho I'm not sure I'd really put him in the fatty category

And every single one of them is in better shape than all of you.

the pilsbury throwboy? He does have a pouch but at 6' 4" i wouldn't call him fat. Aaron Gibson is fat.