Got Drama?

[Adivina]

I think someone from NT should try and get a private chat with her, little dirty action and print it out/send to Tri for later ball busting at a family dinner

[horendus]

Ya know what would be funny?

If Trie just went looking over messageboards till she found a slutty, ugly bitch posting about how sexy she is and being very attention whorish. Then posted about how it's a brothers wife pretending on the intarweb. Out of nowhere a mass of Crusaders of the Web come rushing in and completely own this fat chick, crushing her self esteeme, and causing her to commit suicide.

That would be total win!~ I would el oh el.

[Langston]

Ya know what would be funny?

If Trie just went looking over messageboards till she found a slutty, ugly bitch posting about how sexy she is and being very attention whorish. Then posted about how it's a brothers wife pretending on the intarweb. Out of nowhere a mass of Crusaders of the Web come rushing in and completely own this fat chick, crushing her self esteeme, and causing her to commit suicide.

That would be total win!~ I would el oh el.

You just made my nipples hard.

[Martrae]

Ouch Ugz

[Langston]

Ouch? They're *my* nipples....

[Tacks]

I shall win the battle. She shall become my sex vixxen with 2 x's.

[Martrae]

I was referring to your post on the gas site.

BTW...keep those hard nipples on your side of the internet!

[Tacks]

I'm so turned on right now Martha! Oh wait, you mean Ugzugz? boiiiing

[Langston]

Taxx needs to play Good Cop and I'll play Bad Cop. I'll run her right into your arms, Taxx. Hope you can handle the wide load!

[Jirig]

So yeah. I was digging around on the forum and just so happened to come across this gem:

Iceman,

Your not from Detroit,Than do the World a Favor..And change where it says your from Retard.Cause your the one that can't read.it says it right under your name.You ever think with your brain.Yes sometimes in my typing i do miss a letter in typing on the screen cause i do type 75+ WPM.so sometimes cause i hit the keys to fast they don't show up.You Must really feel good about your Self.Yet you still make fun of me.What you Get off on it probly.Do you make fun of people Different than you.Cause here ya want make fun of me..Yes i am Handicaped.I have Cerbal Pausey Which makes it hard for me to walk.I also had a Ex-Boyfriend That took A Baseball Bat to my Face and broke Everybone in my Face and Left me With a 25% Memory Lose and metal plates in my face.where i everytime i go through a metal detector i set them off.Also i can no longer go to Movies or A concerts Cause the plate Vibrate from the noise so it leaves me in pain.I was in a coma For 4 days from that.All Cause i didn't Answer the Phone in 3 rings.Intill you go thru the Hell i Have, Shut the hell up.Go Ahead Laugh your head off.With Your Attutide.I Hope something Bad happens to you or a love one.And it's your Fault cause your a Ass@@le.And you may call that a Curse.i call it a promise cause Bad things always happen to Ass@@les.

Yeah i think Tivo is so out right now y2k i saw on a show that the last 3 months for them have been on a downhill since they came out.

... wow.

Well hey, pregrats on your vixxen with the metal face, Taxx~

[horendus]

So yeah. I was digging around on the forum and just so happened to come across this gem:

Iceman,

Your not from Detroit,Than do the World a Favor..And change where it says your from Retard.Cause your the one that can't read.it says it right under your name.You ever think with your brain.Yes sometimes in my typing i do miss a letter in typing on the screen cause i do type 75+ WPM.so sometimes cause i hit the keys to fast they don't show up.You Must really feel good about your Self.Yet you still make fun of me.What you Get off on it probly.Do you make fun of people Different than you.Cause here ya want make fun of me..Yes i am Handicaped.I have Cerbal Pausey Which makes it hard for me to walk.I also had a Ex-Boyfriend That took A Baseball Bat to my Face and broke Everybone in my Face and Left me With a 25% Memory Lose and metal plates in my face.where i everytime i go through a metal detector i set them off.Also i can no longer go to Movies or A concerts Cause the plate Vibrate from the noise so it leaves me in pain.I was in a coma For 4 days from that.All Cause i didn't Answer the Phone in 3 rings.Intill you go thru the Hell i Have, Shut the hell up.Go Ahead Laugh your head off.With Your Attutide.I Hope something Bad happens to you or a love one.And it's your Fault cause your a Ass@@le.And you may call that a Curse.i call it a promise cause Bad things always happen to Ass@@les.

Yeah i think Tivo is so out right now y2k i saw on a show that the last 3 months for them have been on a downhill since they came out.

... wow.

Well hey, pregrats on your vixxen with the metal face, Taxx~

Best read ever, two thumbs up.

[Langston]

So yeah. I was digging around on the forum and just so happened to come across this gem:

Iceman,

Your not from Detroit,Than do the World a Favor..And change where it says your from Retard.Cause your the one that can't read.it says it right under your name.You ever think with your brain.Yes sometimes in my typing i do miss a letter in typing on the screen cause i do type 75+ WPM.so sometimes cause i hit the keys to fast they don't show up.You Must really feel good about your Self.Yet you still make fun of me.What you Get off on it probly.Do you make fun of people Different than you.Cause here ya want make fun of me..Yes i am Handicaped.I have Cerbal Pausey Which makes it hard for me to walk.I also had a Ex-Boyfriend That took A Baseball Bat to my Face and broke Everybone in my Face and Left me With a 25% Memory Lose and metal plates in my face.where i everytime i go through a metal detector i set them off.Also i can no longer go to Movies or A concerts Cause the plate Vibrate from the noise so it leaves me in pain.I was in a coma For 4 days from that.All Cause i didn't Answer the Phone in 3 rings.Intill you go thru the Hell i Have, Shut the hell up.Go Ahead Laugh your head off.With Your Attutide.I Hope something Bad happens to you or a love one.And it's your Fault cause your a Ass@@le.And you may call that a Curse.i call it a promise cause Bad things always happen to Ass@@les.

Yeah i think Tivo is so out right now y2k i saw on a show that the last 3 months for them have been on a downhill since they came out.

... wow.

Well hey, pregrats on your vixxen with the metal face, Taxx~

Can you confirm any of this, Tri? There's a wealth of good ownage there...

[Adivina]

LOL I was thinking wouldn't it be funny if Tri just made this all up.


So have you heard that above story about the metal face yet Tri?

[Gypsiyee]

holy hell

[Langston]

LOL I was thinking wouldn't it be funny if Tri just made this all up.

Just because it's make believe doesn't mean it's not good, clean, family fun!

[horendus]

<-- CatKillerRobot!

[Gypsiyee]

lol

[Langston]

All of you with only 1 post are n00bz! Fear my 3 posts!

[Gypsiyee]

Ugz is winning !

[Martrae]

LOL...damn you guys


This is a much needed laugh.

[runamonk]

Ok.. so..
I have recently discovered that one of my sisters-in-law is either a) trying to cheat, or b) trying to lead a seperate online life on the internet in which she is portraying herself as a "sex kitten," "bbw vixxen (her spelling, not mine... yeah)," and "again on the market" because she has "kicked that loser out."
She has additionally stated that one of the men on the board has "met" her before. He has verified this. I sincerely doubt that she has actually, physically, cheated since all it would take is one look at her to crack a thousand mirrors into dust... that is not an exaggeration. How her husband fell for her, I will never know. Then again, I suppose it takes all kinds.

I'm not sure which it is, cheating or plain lying, but frankly, I don't really give a damn either. The very fact that she's doing it, lying endlessly about her having lung cancer, that her husband burned down the last apartment because he fell asleep with a cigarette in his hand (he does not, has not, and won't ever even try a cigarette... this is a blatant lie), etc etc... you get the idea.

So then, I have her caught. She has freely given out all the info about herself to verify that it is her... right down to her birthday, and when she got married.
I realize that she is, in short, nothing but a desperate attention whore, wanting to get sympathy out of people on that board... a gas price board of all bloody things *shakes head*
However - I have been catching the lies since I first met her. I have endured her incessant rambling and disgusting attitude, and this was the absolute last straw. The matter has become very, very personal now.

So, my question is this. Which of the two responses do you think will have the greatest sudden impact of "oh shit..." when I make my first post under her post on the message board?

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a)
(sisinlaw's user handle) said:
"i got a new place and that loser is gone so i'm back on the market."

So, are you really looking for someone new, just trying to cheat on (husband's name here), or playing the "I'm anonymous! I can say whatever I want! No one will know it's me!" game with the people here on this board?
Tsk, tsk... not nice of you to badmouth him on a messageboard, especially with lies about your apartment burning down. A cigarette? Are you kidding? Lung cancer? What kind of attention whore are you?

Btw, hi - this is your sister-in-law, in case you haven't the brains to figure that out yet.
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or

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b)
(sisinlaw user's handle),

Hi. This is your sister-in-law.

See you tomorrow.
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Part a) is more to oust her to the rest of the board she so treasures hanging on her every-made-up misery, rather than letting her know that I have caught her. Part b) is simply the latter.

This is but the beginning of a long, and glorious torture. She has about as much for brains in her head as does the head of a nail... but I am insulting nails...

And additionally, if any of you come up with better, please post it.
I am, to say the least, angry beyond reason at the moment, and finding it rather hard to think very clearly about this subject and what exactly to say. There are so many things I want to say, that they are becoming rather jumbled.

And please, spare me the "I'm sorry" posts. I don't want to see it.
What I want to see "here's what I'd do" posts, as evil and surly as you can possibly make them. Afterall, this IS the internet... and she wants to play games. I am about to make her dearly beloved online life absolute hell.

Give me your worst ladies and gentlemen. Thanks.

Either will work, but I would toy with her a while longer. Threaten to expose her a bit if she doesn't come clean with her husband. Don't sign it right away, let her sit and stew about who might be on to her.

[Gypsiyee]

Ok.. Horendus's last post put him in the lead

[Langston]

Either will work, but I would toy with her a while longer. Threaten to expose her a bit if she doesn't come clean with her husband. Don't sign it right away, let her sit and stew about who might be on to her.

I think we're a little past that point, already. heh

[Langston]

Ok.. Horendus's last post put him in the lead

it's not fair.. I don't have the artistic freedom in my role.

[runamonk]

Ya know what would be funny?

If Trie just went looking over messageboards till she found a slutty, ugly bitch posting about how sexy she is and being very attention whorish. Then posted about how it's a brothers wife pretending on the intarweb. Out of nowhere a mass of Crusaders of the Web come rushing in and completely own this fat chick, crushing her self esteeme, and causing her to commit suicide.

That would be total win!~ I would el oh el.

LOL HORE.