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I can twirl my arms around my head while holding onto them.

I have a wrist shot that almost got me into the NHL

well most of my talent is in Computers, Hardware, software, networking. Virus diagnostic and removal, most times without a Virus removal tool.

I also can pick up most new functions with computers fairly rapidly.

I can crack most write protection in programs.

Skilled at love making

I really really like your drawrrings Mappa! I like drawing too but too shy to take pics and post here heh.

Mindia wrote:Working with wood.

you could've said you like to masterbate, Mindia. No need to be cryptic.

most ppl i know think im an artist but i dont really think its anything special..

have a very good sense of smell and hearing, which sucks sometimes cause its basically given me a hyper-sensitivity to foul/chemical odors.

i also consider myself talented at making abstract noise!! or rather i just make weird music and enjoy listening to it.
http://www.geocities.com/alteredlanding/AAL-untitled.zip
http://www.geocities.com/alteredlanding/AAL-ascending.zip
-low bandwidth, zipped cause geocities sucks-

i can bend my right pinkie all the way back and touch my wrist

I got a ring finger on you~

That's all I have that gets me far in life. My calves are nigh indestructible and I have a copy of Walden: Economy burnt into my brain and can recite from it spontaniously like scripture. umm. I am not so good at music outside classical guitar. But I can be not so good at a speedy tempo. As for video games; I'm ok at minesweeper I think. I have 7 seconds on beginner, which I think is the lowest feasible time. 154 on expert.

107 on expert

ownde~~

I am a world class rug muncher

I have exquisite penmanship, I write well and I've been told that I can sing adequately.

Voice impersonations. I can do a mean Bullwinkle.

Ironfang wrote:Does being sarcastic count as a skill??

If so I know that Rust and I have at least one "valuable" skill...

Yeah but I can be much nastier than you ever go.

My brain runs a gear faster than almost everyone. I have excellent analytic and problem-solving skills. I am 'good at computers'. I am the "best educated dumb guy" around (please confirm, Ironfang).

I am a lousy trumpet player, I do 'airplane turns' while skiing, and have a mild fear of heights.

All my close friends vary from 'damn smart' to 'brilliant'.

--R.

And 'e's 'umble too guv'na.

HA!

Im a natural at the saxaphone

Im a great Chef

Great problem solving abilities.

Great hearing, vision and smelling abilities.

But my best natural talent i would have to say is swinging a baseball bat. Ive been told by scouts that i have the most natural swing humanly possibly. After a year off after breaking my leg and not picking up a baseball bat i went 3-4 in a game with 2 homeruns and a double. I have a career batting average of around .410.

I also have a natural ability to read a fly ball in the outfield off the bat, just by hearing it. I can pinpoint where the ball will land by the sound, and the trajectory.

I have a sense of hearing I swear is inhuman...

Pattern recognition that is borderline magical...

I'd continue but at the risk of looking like Rust, I'll pass.

Those are the main ones I'd say.

I am like a human quisinart with the chinese broadsword. When I was in martial arts school the heaven's opened and I heard chanting the first time I picked the thing up.

I am also 85% accurate with headshots on an open sights rifle at 500 yards. God forbid I have a scope.

I am also talented with the art of head shots. I can nail her between the eyes, or the chin if I choose. And, I don't need a scope - although she'll need a towel.

I can sing like Clay Aiken.

I also have the ''perfect'' swing.

im double jointed in my shoulders

i'm double jointed in the penis.

... Ralf?!

That's......amazing!

His "two girlfriends were more than satisfied with the results" LOL