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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:26 pm
by Captain Insano
Tossica wrote:Crotchrockets are for fags and meatheads.
I can't count how many times my old crotchrocket snagged me a smokin hot chick...
To men they are the ultimate race machine... to women they are a 20k RPM vibrator.
Keep that in mind.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:21 pm
by Darcler
Kizzy wrote:Taxx taught me on his crotchrocket. I loved it. Still very shaky when I ride, but I assume I will get used to it.
Is my head the ONLY one in the gutter today? That's funny enough to be a quoted sig...
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:22 pm
by Tacks
please do not associate Kizzy and riding with me having anything to do with sex.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:24 pm
by Darcler
That made it more funny.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:31 pm
by The Kizzy
Yes, I like my new bike much more than his little one. Mine is a 750.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:33 pm
by Tacks
I like my new bike too lolz
white on blue '04 yamaha R1 with 2k miles oh noez~
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:36 pm
by Darcler
Kizzy wrote:Yes, I like my new bike much more than his little one. Mine is a 750.
lol oh shit, the funny will never end.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:42 pm
by Tacks
oh she was trying to be teh funniez lawlz~ don't make me show proof
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:43 pm
by Darcler
Of your small...uh...bike?
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:43 pm
by The Kizzy
Oh, you were talking motorcycles, my bad
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:44 pm
by Zanchief
This is getting uncivilized IE very funny.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:45 pm
by Tacks
so who wants to be the judge? my webcam is ready
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:46 pm
by Zanchief
Gonna have to pass on the invitation.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:46 pm
by Darcler
Penises look weird. I'll pass.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:48 pm
by runamonk
Taxx wrote:I like my new bike too lolz
white on blue '04 yamaha R1 with 2k miles oh noez~
ah a new R1.
Very nice.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:49 pm
by Insanityfair
lol a pen0r judge, sounds like fun~!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:50 pm
by runamonk
Hrm a little cold there. Although it's a rule in the womans handbook that they must insult the penis size of the ex. At least he didn't say anything about Kizzy having a fat stinky vagina, that would have just been mean. :P
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:50 pm
by Tacks
Oh i could and then have all my denizons of NT follow me in absolute belief in secret forumz of my choosing, right? teeheez.
OK Isanityfair I'll cya tonight <3
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:51 pm
by Darcler
Speaking of small penises, you would think a good looking guy would be well equiped, no? I saw his peepee, it looked like a shy turtle poking it head out. Not attractive.
EDit: I was talking about Heath Ledger.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:53 pm
by Insanityfair
It's a jungle out there.....
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:53 pm
by runamonk
Darcler wrote:Speaking of small penises, you would think a good looking guy would be well equiped, no? I saw his peepee, it looked like a shy turtle poking it head out. Not attractive.
Yeah looks have nothing to do with penis size, must be a let down for the woman. Seriously look at porn, rarely are the men good looking, most of them are gross with a 12 inch cock. Not my problem since I don't play with anyones but my own but still..
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:54 pm
by Tacks
bring your machetes boys
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:03 pm
by The Kizzy
It has been my experience that the skinny guys with like 5% body fat have big penises, huge. I never said Taxx's penis was small. Get over yourself.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:04 pm
by Zanchief
I'm skinny~
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:04 pm
by Tacks
backpeddling commences