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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:49 pm
by Narrock
Phlegm wrote:
kaharthemad wrote:works good on cats too. take said stuff skimmed from the pot did a needle in it and shoot thru a straw at a cat.
poof 1 hour latter...dead feline.


That take too much work. If you want to kill a cat just kick it in the head a few time.


:cry: Be kind to animals please.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:57 pm
by Martrae
When they stay out of my garbage then I'll start being kind to them. I had MAGGOTS on my damn porch this week from the strays around here.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:02 pm
by Narrock
Martrae wrote:When they stay out of my garbage then I'll start being kind to them. I had MAGGOTS on my damn porch this week from the strays around here.


Maggots come from flies

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:10 pm
by Phlegm
Mindia wrote:
Martrae wrote:When they stay out of my garbage then I'll start being kind to them. I had MAGGOTS on my damn porch this week from the strays around here.


Maggots come from flies


I think she meant that the strays are bringing her garbages onto the porch. From where maggots can appear.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:13 pm
by Narrock
It takes a few days for maggots to appear on a piece of rotting meat. I suggest better cleanliness and housekeeping habits.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:16 pm
by Martrae
Hello...it's garbage...obviously it's been thrown away and been sitting. The trash truck doesn't come by everyday. Moron.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:46 pm
by Narrock
Martrae wrote:Hello...it's garbage...obviously it's been thrown away and been sitting. The trash truck doesn't come by everyday. Moron.


It takes a few days for maggots to appear on a piece of rotting meat. I suggest better cleanliness and housekeeping habits.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:15 pm
by Martrae
You really are thick, aren't you?

Small words so even you can understand it.

Trash thrown away.

Trash outside.

Trash sit for day or two.

Cat get in trash.

Understand yet? If the maggots were inside my house then maybe you'd have a reason to cast aspirations on my housekeeping. As it is I stand by my calling you a moron.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:54 pm
by Narrock
Martrae wrote:You really are thick, aren't you?

Small words so even you can understand it.

Trash thrown away.

Trash outside.

Trash sit for day or two.

Cat get in trash.

Understand yet? If the maggots were inside my house then maybe you'd have a reason to cast aspirations on my housekeeping. As it is I stand by my calling you a moron.


Try putting the lid on the garbage can. :wink:

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:58 pm
by Langston
Try just shooting the cat just like you would any other kind of rodent. It's a better solution than garbage can lids, for sure.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:13 pm
by Martrae
No cans allowed....which is part of the problem.


I've taken to coating the bags with cayenne and crushed red pepper as a deterrant. I'll let you know how well that works.

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:24 am
by veeneedefeesh
This should be moved to the Cat Crew forum

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:32 am
by brinstar
if it gets moved there i will post a large picture of an old man, sticky the thread, then lock it and export it to the tech support forum where hopefully it will sit and annoy people until a mod sees it which might be a day or two

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:33 am
by kaharthemad
mofish wrote:
kaharthemad wrote:works good on cats too. take said stuff skimmed from the pot did a needle in it and shoot thru a straw at a cat.
poof 1 hour latter...dead feline.


Wow. Asshole. Ever heard of an animal shelter?

Mo, I have had alot of problems in my area with stray cats. I have not done this but it is tempting after about the 12th time I have had to clean up garbage on my lawn from the fuckers. nothing like seeing a cat rip open a bag or 5 day old garbage spilling maggots all over the place. The little fucker does it about 10 feet from you. We cant you garbage cans because our screwed up trash collectors will throw those away too. has to be bagged and sitting on the ground.

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:44 am
by Harrison
Next on Fox, when nerds fight back!

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:47 am
by Martrae
You know, Harrison, I used to think everyone jumped on your shit for no reason. Lately, I've been revising my opinion. You're starting to become a real dick and add absolutely nothing to any conversation.

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:49 am
by Harrison
These two forums (canadian shithole, and EE) are here for my entertainment.

The others, if you've noticed, I don't post like this in them.

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:51 am
by Harrison
And what I said was a joke, wow.

Kahar jokes about thread to be moved

Brinstar jokes about picture of old man and lock/move

I joke about Brinstar being a nerd and fighting back against other nerds.

I get called a dick :( (a real one at that, not those rubber imitations)

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:42 am
by kaharthemad
Harrison wrote:And what I said was a joke, wow.

Kahar jokes about thread to be moved




Ummm no it wasnt me...you are that stupid arent you? Learn to read spanky.

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:48 am
by Harrison
Whoops, owell...timeline still works.

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:53 am
by Jennay
This thread made me laugh out loud.

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:01 am
by Tossica
Haha, Finawin is dumb.

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:48 am
by mofish
kaharthemad wrote:
mofish wrote:
kaharthemad wrote:works good on cats too. take said stuff skimmed from the pot did a needle in it and shoot thru a straw at a cat.
poof 1 hour latter...dead feline.


Wow. Asshole. Ever heard of an animal shelter?

Mo, I have had alot of problems in my area with stray cats. I have not done this but it is tempting after about the 12th time I have had to clean up garbage on my lawn from the fuckers. nothing like seeing a cat rip open a bag or 5 day old garbage spilling maggots all over the place. The little fucker does it about 10 feet from you. We cant you garbage cans because our screwed up trash collectors will throw those away too. has to be bagged and sitting on the ground.


Yeah I understand, sorry for the asshole comment. Was just a gut reaction.

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:53 pm
by 10sun
I built a storage container on the side of my garage for garbage because of the stray cats & raccoons that like to tear into my garbage. Keeps them out, I just spray bleach down every month to keep shit from growing in it.

-Adam

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:55 pm
by veeneedefeesh
WTF kinda place that you live in that doesnt either provide a can or at least allow you to use one? You people should start piling your trash in your local councilman's yard until they change that crap.