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Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:34 pm
by Mop
Diekan wrote:I just downloaded a song by ABBA, does that make me gay?
Just bi-curious? I think it really depends on the song. < Abba gold > is onmy ipod... so is Greece - and other various gay stuff.
/Should just give up and start catching.
//Gay guys are just as bad as women tho.
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:22 pm
by Jay
Drem wrote:whoa this thread is a trainwreck
most peoples' perceptions of sex or anything related is all molded when they're little kids by their parents. you seriously think people thought all the ridiculous shit that we think about hundreds or thousands of years ago? before condoms or people knew what STDs were etc? who even cares what somebody else thinks? sex is a wonderful vice. the greeks used to promote homosexuaity and so did the japanese. it used to be more coveted than heterosexual relationships. just do whatever makes you feel good. live your life outside the expectations of your family or friends. everything's situational
to me when somebody says something like, "sex needs to be the most sensual, serious thing in the entire world and it has to mean something" it just means they've never had any wild or exciting sexual experiences. they just hear stories about it or see it on TV. or they come on the NT and say how they totally could've done osmething like that but they chose not to. hurrrrrrrrrr
i prefer to live similar to diekan and cycle through women one after the other because i learn something from every one and any feeling of love or infatuation slowly fades after a few months. it's more emotionally stressful and costs a lot more money than settling down, but settling down is uninteresting to me. i'm more enchanted by the idea of setting up the C4 and blowing my life up every now and then just to see where i end up next. but i think i just embrace change. too much
Put the C4 down Drem. Life is worth living. Think of your family and the legion of women who want to sleep with someone who spends most of his day reading poetry and watching black and white movies.
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:48 pm
by Drem
so wait you're saying this because i get more play than you? i don't get the animosity, panda bear
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:20 pm
by Iccarra
Jay wrote:I figure a regular woman is just a pregnant woman with the volume turned down.
Not always the case...at least not with me. I'm pretty mellow most the time, though.
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:57 pm
by Tikker
women get all kinds of crazy when they're pregnant
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:14 pm
by Ouchyfish
Drem wrote:so wait you're saying this because i get more play than you? i don't get the animosity, panda bear
hahaha was this said with a french accent?

Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:27 pm
by 10sun
For me, it was like a return to the womb. I was absorbed by mother ocean... in all her wondrous glory.
The sea is a symphony of colors... And yet, there is danger at every turn. She is a fierce and fickle mistress.
Ah, yes. Loligo Giganticus. With a razor sharp beak, that can tear steel as easily as I tear a croissant.
The warm grip of the squid's mouth... enveloped me like a mother's womb.
That is what I think of when I think of "French accents" ><
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:28 pm
by Ouchyfish
I was thinking of that candy bar commercial
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:12 am
by Jay
Drem wrote:so wait you're saying this because i get more play than you? i don't get the animosity, panda bear
If there was any sort of animosity towards the amount of play anyone has received in comparison to mine then the only animosity I'd harbor is towards Paul. Unfortunately I'm not sad and lonely enough to equate my happiness to the amount of "play" I get. To be honest I get enough for me from 1 person and that's enough to keep me happy.
Learn to take a joke though emokid. Put the razor blades and rat poison away. Go score another hot 15 year old with a night at your parents house and the Criterion Collection.
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:44 am
by Xaiveir
The Kizzy wrote:Diekan, you area man whore, why fight it?
Excuse me, that is trademarked.
K thanx
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:06 pm
by Ouchyfish
I decided to go back and read more because of her saying "TMI" lol and got a kick out of the way these two sentences sounded by themselves.
The first night he was there I fucked him on my mothers couch. His radiator blew and he borrowed money from my mother to fix it for the drive home.

Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:15 pm
by Tae-Bo
oh boy this thread lol...
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:16 pm
by Tae-Bo
kizzy the other guy in the bed when you woke up.. it wuz me.

Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:24 pm
by Tae-Bo
i bet taxx thought his car was a spaceship and he was transporting vital cargo thru space when he was delivering pizzas lolol
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:21 am
by brinstar
10sun wrote:For me, it was like a return to the womb. I was absorbed by mother ocean... in all her wondrous glory.
The sea is a symphony of colors... And yet, there is danger at every turn. She is a fierce and fickle mistress.
Ah, yes. Loligo Giganticus. With a razor sharp beak, that can tear steel as easily as I tear a croissant.
The warm grip of the squid's mouth... enveloped me like a mother's womb.
That is what I think of when I think of "French accents" ><
haha
if i hear the word "womb" ONE MORE TIME...
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:33 pm
by Diekan
D. Duck wrote:i bet taxx thought his car was a spaceship and he was transporting vital cargo thru space when he was delivering pizzas lolol
lol... i can see him making sound effects and everything... pretending his name tag read "The Federation"
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:35 pm
by Ouchyfish
Diekan wrote:D. Duck wrote:i bet taxx thought his car was a spaceship and he was transporting vital cargo thru space when he was delivering pizzas lolol
lol... i can see him making sound effects and everything... pretending his name tag read "The Federation"
Engage!
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:50 pm
by KaiineTN
I always thought it'd be awesome to wait until I girl was about to go down on me, stop her for a moment, and then say "Engage!" just like Captain Picard, with the finger point and everything.
Only problem is I don't think she would be nearly as amused as I would be.
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:51 pm
by Darcler
If *you* are amused, that's all that matters.
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:51 pm
by Gypsiyee
well that, and I thought it was established that you like boys
Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:24 pm
by Ouchyfish
Gypsiyee wrote:well that, and I thought it was established that you like boys
hahahaha

Re: Why I use women for sex
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:30 pm
by Lyion