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Ginzburgh wrote:One day in college Kerouac and I were hanging out. He was playing EQ and I was walking around doing nothing.

I pulled a leaping jump onto the couch without realizing there was an uncapped, ball point pen stuck between two of the couch cushions in an upright position.

I slammed down hard on the pen in a sitting position and the pen held its ground and went right up my ass. Naturally I screamed like a woman. I leapt up and pulled the pen out and then I bled profusely from the anus for the next...oh...two weeks or so. There was a huge gash up my ass that initially bled for hours. I begged Kerouac to take me to the hospital (because I didn't have a car) and he just laughed at me, refused to move from his camp in EQ and told me to "sop it up with some toilet paper".

Every time I shit for the next two weeks the gash would re-open and I'd go through it all over again.

That story runs a close first to the time I went to let out a huge fart in bed one morning and ended up spraying about 10 gallons diarrhea all over the place instead. Later on in the day my other roommate was like, "dude why is your comforter hanging from our window on the outside of the house?"

Good times.

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Ginzburgh wrote:One day in college Kerouac and I were hanging out. He was playing EQ and I was walking around doing nothing.

I pulled a leaping jump onto the couch without realizing there was an uncapped, ball point pen stuck between two of the couch cushions in an upright position.

I slammed down hard on the pen in a sitting position and the pen held its ground and went right up my ass. Naturally I screamed like a woman. I leapt up and pulled the pen out and then I bled profusely from the anus for the next...oh...two weeks or so. There was a huge gash up my ass that initially bled for hours. I begged Kerouac to take me to the hospital (because I didn't have a car) and he just laughed at me, refused to move from his camp in EQ and told me to "sop it up with some toilet paper".

Every time I shit for the next two weeks the gash would re-open and I'd go through it all over again.

That story runs a close first to the time I went to let out a huge fart in bed one morning and ended up spraying about 10 gallons diarrhea all over the place instead. Later on in the day my other roommate was like, "dude why is your comforter hanging from our window on the outside of the house?"

Good times.

Arlos wrote:It's a cockroach, not a land shark. WTF is it going to do, dislocate its jaws like a python on acid and swallow a body part whole?