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My dream job is getting pay for doing nothing.

Tikker wrote:I'd love to host Mythbusters


I honestly think those guys have the coolest job possible

I agree with Tikker. Ill join you...what shit are we blowing up today?

Whatever job it is that will pay me to sail around the world.

Jesus wrote:Whatever job it is that will pay me to sail around the world.

Pirate, Dread or otherwise.

I dunno. What a fabulous question. What is my dream job? Well, I would like a job that allows me to deal with troubled teenagers at that critical point in their lives when they are making decisions that forge their futures. I would like to be a politician and go from country to country fighting for the rights of the underdogs of society. I would like to write narratives for a fancy newspaper in New York. Or maybe a column like that Sex and the City slut. Of course, all of this considered, I would love to find a job that allows me to stay home and raise my children without demanding every moment of my spare time and without tearing my brain into shreds of stressed out grey matter.

Oh, and I want my own coffe mchine for my desk.

Dream job.....


Strip Club/Night Club owner.


I would also moonlight as a bad parent and children policeman. I would just walk around where mom's and kids hang out and when parenting isn't taking place I would issue beatings, spankings, mace, tazers and quite possible non lethal rubber bullets to both parent and child. I would be like the hurricane katrina of asswhoopings.

hahaha

Porn star. But since I only have an average sized wank, I'll settle for Senator of Florida.

omg u guys are insane

as you were

while bored studying I cam eup with 2 more lol.

Owning my own speed boat company would be kick ass
And owning a coal mining machinery company, or a coal company itself