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Jimmy Durante wrote:

kaharthemad wrote:still looks like she is bent over waiting for someone to bang her.

"Having sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas into a car you've already wrecked."

I don't know if this is true, but doesn't having sex with a pregnant woman help get the baby out faster near the due date?

No, semen does act as a jump start for labor though.

if a woman has an orgasm toward the end of her term, the contractions can inititate labor.

That's what I meant... I think.. All I know about pregnancies is from movies. I really can't be bothered to find out more until I'm married and have a baby on the way.

trust me...start researching now. you could not learn enough in the 9 months prior to the actual download.

I think it was Jeff Foxworthy that said "I have seen child birth. It looks like a wet Saint Benard trying to come in thru a cat door."

That is about as close to describing the sight of it as possible. The sight as turned some men gay.

"I have seen child birth. It looks like a wet Saint Benard trying to come in thru a cat door."

That quote makes me rofl every time I hear it.

Without reading what the sculptor's statements, I just assumed it was either a crass, self-promotional piece, or some sort of commentary on the culture of celebrity, luxury and excess.

The actual motivation was rather less interesting. Pro-choice/life.
Pro-yawn more like.

Just because I know you were curious as what the back looked like....

god almighty

oh now that is disturbing.

someone should photoshop the Staples "Easy Button" where the head is coming out. That would be good for a chuckle.

Reynaldo wrote:someone should photoshop the Staples "Easy Button" where the head is coming out. That would be good for a chuckle.

I was going to post the back end in the first post also but thought it was too gross.

Darcler wrote:Just because I know you were curious as what the back looked like....

What's the matter Harrison? Are you jealous because you were born from the hole about 2 inches up from the crowning one?

Mindia wrote:What's the matter Harrison? Are you jealous because you were born from the hole about 2 inches up from the crowning one?

i don't get it

Well that certainly puts it into perspective.

i could have goine my whole fucking life without seeing that again. Helping deliver my 3 kids was gross enough.

That's how I feel about the back end of that statue.

Martrae wrote:Actualy, Adi, when you have a baby, everyone and their brother has a hand in it....and I literally mean a hand in it.

You don't worry too much about covering your stuff up after a while.

comeon everyone put your hand in my vagina rofl

It's true

I'm gonna make a "unless you are my delivering doctor there shall be no hands in my vagina contract" prior to getting preggers.

Hah! Let me know how that works out for you. The doc doesn't even show up until you are pretty much ready to push so you are surrounded by nurses 'checking your progress' until then. If you're really lucky you'll get a student doc or 2 to check up on you as well.

Women in labor are probably a perverts wet dream....they could touch and no one would question.