Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:50 pm
I want Mark and Juls to fucking loose all ability to access the internet, is that too much to ask?
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:06 pm
It would be a Festivus Miracle!
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:28 am
And what's the big deal about hit 31? 
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:42 am
I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:58 am
DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.
Amen brother.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:01 am
Gargamellow wrote:i want virras present to come since i paid for it already
free beer all night on my birthday coming up on the 17th would be cooll also!
umm..im gonna be 31 guys
Your b-day is Dec 17?
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:42 am
DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.
you can't walk?
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:49 am
yes mart..why?
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:09 am
Gargamellow wrote:yes mart..why?
Same as my youngest....
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:14 am
leah wrote:DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.
you can't walk?
not currently and unknown if and when I will again. I kind of shuffle, they are looking at giving me a walker, long story short... big accident and fucked up all my bottom half
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:29 am
well sir you can't really summarize that kind of a long story. details pls.
also i am very sorry for your troubles
also i am very sorry for your troubles
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:29 am
12/17/75
cool:) if astrology holds any weight..you got your hands full:P
cool:) if astrology holds any weight..you got your hands full:P
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:39 am
DangerPaul wrote:leah wrote:DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.
you can't walk?
not currently and unknown if and when I will again. I kind of shuffle, they are looking at giving me a walker, long story short... big accident and fucked up all my bottom half
Motorcycle?
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:46 am
Sorry to hear about that Paul. Good luck.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:46 am
No, I fell down stairs. However, there is a lot more to it. When I was 17 I got into a car accident and crushed 3 vertebrae. About two years after I healed, I slipped on an icy roof and fell 30 feet landing flat on my feet. Which did extensive damage to my spine. I was told I would be lucky if I could still walk at 30. Which I was, then recently I fell again which aggravated it all again. In between the two falls, I also fell 14 feet and shattered both arms. Yeah, I am accident prone.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:56 am
Gargamellow wrote:12/17/75
cool:) if astrology holds any weight..you got your hands full:P
07/17/74
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:57 am
Jesus fucking christ paul. You need to be in a bubble of armor or something.
I hereby recant my need for a blowjob because of my sore balls and pass off my wish of a blowjob to you, you need it more than anybody on the board.
I hereby recant my need for a blowjob because of my sore balls and pass off my wish of a blowjob to you, you need it more than anybody on the board.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:58 am
Oh, I got one last night, I don't really need any material things in life anymore, so I figured a BJ was a good wish
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:59 am
DangerPaul wrote:No, I fell down stairs. However, there is a lot more to it. When I was 17 I got into a car accident and crushed 3 vertebrae. About two years after I healed, I slipped on an icy roof and fell 30 feet landing flat on my feet. Which did extensive damage to my spine. I was told I would be lucky if I could still walk at 30. Which I was, then recently I fell again which aggravated it all again. In between the two falls, I also fell 14 feet and shattered both arms. Yeah, I am accident prone.
fucking whiner
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:07 pm
Zanchief wrote:DangerPaul wrote:No, I fell down stairs. However, there is a lot more to it. When I was 17 I got into a car accident and crushed 3 vertebrae. About two years after I healed, I slipped on an icy roof and fell 30 feet landing flat on my feet. Which did extensive damage to my spine. I was told I would be lucky if I could still walk at 30. Which I was, then recently I fell again which aggravated it all again. In between the two falls, I also fell 14 feet and shattered both arms. Yeah, I am accident prone.
fucking whiner
i know, right?
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:07 pm
<3 paul
i would be helpful if i could
i would be helpful if i could
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:51 pm
DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.
leah wrote:<3 paul
i would be helpful if i could
*throws self down flight of stairs*
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:15 pm
Jay wrote:DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.leah wrote:<3 paul
i would be helpful if i could
*throws self down flight of stairs*
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:28 pm
DangerPaul wrote:Zanchief wrote:DangerPaul wrote:No, I fell down stairs. However, there is a lot more to it. When I was 17 I got into a car accident and crushed 3 vertebrae. About two years after I healed, I slipped on an icy roof and fell 30 feet landing flat on my feet. Which did extensive damage to my spine. I was told I would be lucky if I could still walk at 30. Which I was, then recently I fell again which aggravated it all again. In between the two falls, I also fell 14 feet and shattered both arms. Yeah, I am accident prone.
fucking whiner
i know, right?
I've got a great piece of advice for you to improve your rehab. Stop falling off buildings.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:31 pm
jesus crimany dude..yer gonna kill yourself if you don't slow down or something