EEEEEEEEEEEP.... VARMINTS!!!

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:42 pm

Chinchilla > Ferret

And chinchilla's don't bite.

veeneedefeesh · Post by **veeneedefeesh** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:28 pm

Nothing like sitting down on the shitter and having something carress your anus with a 1 inch long claw.

This excited me in strange and scary ways
:eyecrazy:

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:33 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:Ferrets are far more battle ready, bear witness to their intensive training:

I know of this training camp... It's 15 miles east of Fallujah and is run by ex-KJB and Ciladin.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:03 pm

We ran an extensive dive bombing camp out of Harrison's camp for my ferret. She was great at it. We also trained her in the art of great escape (she could get out of her harness like it was nothing). She died before she was even near a year old because she had a bad heart though

Btw, the only reason Tempest bit was because she was in pain or scared. When she was comfortable she would sleep in the collar of my shirt all the time Harrison, you know that.

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:31 pm

Don't ferrets stink? I heard they have some gland that gets removed but they still have a distinct oder that can be offensive. Any truth to this?

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:13 pm

Can be offensive if you don't give it a bath weekly.

The smell is almost non-existent given the baths.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:01 pm

If you bath them too much or too little they will stink to high hell. Once a week is the norm for most ferretts to keep them nice and stink free. If you give them too many baths they will actually smell worse than none at all, because you cause the glands to overwork themselves in order to replace the oils you wash off.

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:05 pm

is washing a ferret like trying to wash a cat? or do they like the water?

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:09 pm

They get used to the water, after the first few baths most really enjoy it. In fact they love to swim and play. Tempest did not like getting baths because she had a heart problem, so she would get really cold and uncomfortable even in warm water. Every other ferret I know of has LOVED the tub.