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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:16 pm
by Tikker
I once met this girl who claimed you could cure the common cold with a good blow job
so I dumped a glass of water on my head, took my shirt off, and ran around outside in the snow for 5 mins, and told her we should go find out if her cure worked
surprisingly enough, it did (the line and the cure!)
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:58 pm
by KaiineTN
I'm kinda seeing this girl now that seems to really be into bondage, and I think it has to do with her desire to feel taken, or at least feel like she isn't in control... She likes scratches and bites too, honestly I think I'm in a little over my head with this one, but I'll try for the hell of it...
Any suggestions? I want to be playful and fun with her, and I don't want to jump into any serious bondage stuff yet, it's far too early for that...
I like to integrate comedy with sexual things too, like, if she's tied up, I'd pull out a can of cheese whiz and start shaking it like I was going to use it on her like whip cream, which I, of course, wouldn't, but it would be funny to scare her a little, haha...
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:00 pm
by Martrae
bondage and blindfolds are fun fun fun
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:01 pm
by Spacewoman Spiff
Am I the only one who gets creeped out by Kaiine talking about sexplay stuff?
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:02 pm
by Martrae
It is sorta like hearing your little brother talking about it.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:04 pm
by brinstar
bald pudgy 17 year old wearing lipstick standing over you with a can of cheese wiz
that'll give anyone the screaming heebie jeebies
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:21 pm
by Yamori
KaiineTN wrote:I'm kinda seeing this girl now that seems to really be into bondage, and I think it has to do with her desire to feel taken, or at least feel like she isn't in control... She likes scratches and bites too, honestly I think I'm in a little over my head with this one, but I'll try for the hell of it...
Any suggestions? I want to be playful and fun with her, and I don't want to jump into any serious bondage stuff yet, it's far too early for that...
I like to integrate comedy with sexual things too, like, if she's tied up, I'd pull out a can of cheese whiz and start shaking it like I was going to use it on her like whip cream, which I, of course, wouldn't, but it would be funny to scare her a little, haha...
A good introduction into bondage play is tying her up, and welding coke cans to her skin with a welding torch. Chix think that is HOT! And remember, when they scream "STOP" thats the bondage codeword for "More! More!" - they're just really getting into it, so don't be alarmed.
Honorable mentions include stuffing all of her bodily orifices with chocolate pudding, and injecting diet dr. pepper into her with a syringe.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:23 pm
by KaiineTN
Hi I'm going on 21, not 17
I am also 6' 188 lb, not so pudgey anymore, k thx.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:24 am
by Darcler
Scarfs to the bedpost.
Hint: most people into bondage arent into cuddling. So try to go all the way.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:54 am
by Rust
brinstar wrote:Agh! Bald pudgy teen
lipstick'd looms with cheeze wiz can
gives heebie jeebies
fixt
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:12 am
by runamonk
labbats wrote:A girl decides if she likes you in the first 10 seconds you meet. Dinner isn't going to change that.
Chris Rock.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:13 am
by runamonk
I love how all the single guys have the best advice. LMAO.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:17 am
by runamonk
Goose_Man wrote:the skinny white ones like to shoo them away from me though
The big black ones will break you in half or leave you whimping and limping the next day... Ah yeah.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:27 am
by kaharthemad
Martrae wrote:Dinner and the theatre is pretty dead on and I'm not talking McDonald's and the Drive-in here.
damn there goes my plans for tonight....how about Wendys and a movie from Blockbuster?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:14 am
by Martrae
You sweet talker!
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:22 am
by Zanchief
kaharthemad wrote:Martrae wrote:Dinner and the theatre is pretty dead on and I'm not talking McDonald's and the Drive-in here.
damn there goes my plans for tonight....how about Wendys and a movie from Blockbuster?
If she turns you down Kaha, I'll go. But you have to promise not to be handsy during the movie.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:12 pm
by mappatazee
Vivalicious wrote:Am I the only one who gets creeped out by Kaiine talking about sexplay stuff? :ugh:
Why? Isn't he _dreamy_?
<img src="http://www.namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=444">
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:25 pm
by Captain Insano
mappatazee wrote:Vivalicious wrote:Am I the only one who gets creeped out by Kaiine talking about sexplay stuff?
Why? Isn't he _dreamy_?
<img src="http://www.namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=444">
rofl.
That mappatazee always making the funneyz.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:26 pm
by Captain Insano
leah wrote:hmmm... i am generally very easy to woo.
Wanna come over for pizza and sex?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:23 pm
by runamonk
mappatazee wrote:Vivalicious wrote:Am I the only one who gets creeped out by Kaiine talking about sexplay stuff?
Why? Isn't he _dreamy_?
<img src="http://www.namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=444">
Still looks 12 with dirt on his face.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:25 pm
by Spacewoman Spiff
I just want to know why in every single picture of himself that he posts, he's got his head tilted at the exact same angle, and he's always got the same exact expression on his face.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:26 pm
by Zanchief
And he never has a damn shirt on.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:31 pm
by Spacewoman Spiff
Although, if it were a girl posting pics of herself and never had a shirt on, there wouldn't be so much complaining from the menfolk. What gives?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:43 pm
by leah
i'm big on scratches and bites. mmmgood.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:12 pm
by Captain Insano
but not pizza I gather?