Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:18 am
Ok nurses and midwives were generally counted in my contract, I just did not state them specifically :P Can I request no student hands in my cooch?
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:54 pm
Yes, you can.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:49 pm
Slightly related:
I was at my "well woman" visit this Friday and I was chatting with my nurse while she was doing whatever she was doing down there. I heard the door knock and open and in comes another nurse, about 25 and in scrubs followed by a younger girl (she looked 16) in street clothes. I was thinking "maybe the little girl needs to ask the nurse something or she left something in here....but why the fuck would they let her in during a pelvic exam....wtfx" So they move around to my feet and start staring at what my nurse was doing. Then the scrubbed nurse pipes in and says "Arent you lucky, you have 2 new nurses looking in on you" All I could come up with was ".......super!" It was like a party down there and the focus was my vagina.
Then my nurse got all doctorly and treated me like a case. "This woman is 14 weeks, I'm now checking her pelvis yadda yadda yadda"
That could have been the most uncomfortable I have ever been in my life.
I was at my "well woman" visit this Friday and I was chatting with my nurse while she was doing whatever she was doing down there. I heard the door knock and open and in comes another nurse, about 25 and in scrubs followed by a younger girl (she looked 16) in street clothes. I was thinking "maybe the little girl needs to ask the nurse something or she left something in here....but why the fuck would they let her in during a pelvic exam....wtfx" So they move around to my feet and start staring at what my nurse was doing. Then the scrubbed nurse pipes in and says "Arent you lucky, you have 2 new nurses looking in on you" All I could come up with was ".......super!" It was like a party down there and the focus was my vagina.
Then my nurse got all doctorly and treated me like a case. "This woman is 14 weeks, I'm now checking her pelvis yadda yadda yadda"
That could have been the most uncomfortable I have ever been in my life.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:56 am
no actualy if the the group was kids on a field trip, and the first words they said were..."As you can see class this is a atypical vagina. If you look right here while we pull the labia a little more apart..."
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:13 pm
I like to think that I have a normal, textbook vagina. One that student nurses can learn on.
But who knows, maybe I have a "worst case" where the student nurses look at mine so they arent shocked at any other cooter that comes in.
I hope I am option A.
But who knows, maybe I have a "worst case" where the student nurses look at mine so they arent shocked at any other cooter that comes in.
I hope I am option A.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:18 pm
Maybe they just wanted to hear you call it a cooter.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:24 pm
Like that, did ya? 