Orgasm in a bottle?

araby · Post by **araby** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:56 pm

any man that really thinks he can make a girl orgasm just by how he "does it" is fooling himself and knows nothing about how a woman gets off. it's far more to do with the woman than you think-I'd be willing to bet at LEAST 85% of women do not know how to orgasm.

araby · Post by **araby** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:57 pm

and that's how page four starts. ^_^

Spliffs · Post by **Spliffs** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:27 pm

I prefer to think of it as a race, whoever cums first wins. So far I am undefeated!

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:52 pm

My ex-wife was a squirter. I'd make her cum quite frequently, and she'd squirt juices like 2-3 feet from her love chasm. Was awesome. Other than that she was useless.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:00 am

My ex-wife was a squirter. I'd make her cum quite frequently, and she'd squirt juices like 2-3 feet from her love chasm. Was awesome. Other than that she was useless.

That was actually piss, golden shower boy.

Post by **Martrae** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:01 am

That was pee.

True story that goes into the category of things you really didn't want to know about your mother (or MIL). Kahar's mom told him after his parents divorced that she'd never once had an orgasm in the 30 years they were married. Now that's just crazy.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:10 am

True story that goes into the category of things you really didn't want to know about your mother (or MIL). Kahar's mom told him after his parents divorced that she'd never once had an orgasm in the 30 years they were married. Now that's just crazy.

Way to disclose that kind of information about Kahar's parents.

:eyecrazy:

Snero · Post by **Snero** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:03 am

first thing I thought when I read this was date rape, I wonder how long it would take for something like this to go to court

Snero · Post by **Snero** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:04 am

granted though, it would have to be in pill form or something that you could sneak in

I don't think asking some random woman to take a snort from a bottle would work

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:21 am

Ginzburgh wrote:
True story that goes into the category of things you really didn't want to know about your mother (or MIL). Kahar's mom told him after his parents divorced that she'd never once had an orgasm in the 30 years they were married. Now that's just crazy.

Way to disclose that kind of information about Kahar's parents.

its ok. My mother is/was crazier then a shit house rat. I just did not want to have her telling me shit like that.

Since turn about is fairplay... story from a time we went to visit our inlaws. At the time they were staying with my Brother in law since the house was being redone, Chris(brother in law) was going upstairs when he hears from my Mother in law "Oh and you think Im just gonna give you some if you shove it in my face? What happened to the rommance?"

Now picture if you will...My father in law. maybe 175 and about 5'11. And my mother in law 5'5" and quite a few pounds.The term Big comes to mind.

I could not have sex with martrae for about 2weeks after he told me that. It kept creeping up in my mind everytime I thought about sex.

Post by **Martrae** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:34 am

That was funny.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:20 am

no it wasnt..it was horrifying

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:27 am

dear god people...

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:29 am

So...Martrae's mom is fat and Kahar's mom is a lunatic. GT's.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:32 am

she wasnt a lunatic till she hit "The Change of Life' and about 2 weeks later my father decided to trade her in on a different younger model, with silicone hubcaps.

That pretty much sent her over the deep end for about 8 years. She is better now,she has even taken up competition rifle shooting. Not sure why she marks all her bullets with my Dad's name though....

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:40 am

kaharthemad wrote:she wasnt a lunatic till she hit "The Change of Life' and about 2 weeks later my father decided to trade her in on a different younger model, with silicone hubcaps.

That pretty much sent her over the deep end for about 8 years. She is better now,she has even taken up competition rifle shooting. Not sure why she marks all her bullets with my Dad's name though....

Ouch. Poor Kahar's mom =\

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:49 am

araby wrote:any man that really thinks he can make a girl orgasm just by how he "does it" is fooling himself and knows nothing about how a woman gets off. it's far more to do with the woman than you think-I'd be willing to bet at LEAST 85% of women do not know how to orgasm.

I would say 85% of American women don't. The best sex i've ever had is consistently foreign girls and most of the time they get off.

American women are really fucked in the head on a lot of levels.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:52 am

Martrae wrote:That was pee.

I sincerely hope you're kidding Martrae, because it isn't urine that they squirt out. Trust me.

Post by **Martrae** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:18 pm

They? I am female, you know.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:28 pm

He's right, Mart.

Post by **Martrae** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:01 pm

Y'all see the winky smiley face? It was a joke....geesh.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:02 pm

damn zanchief. you ruined a whole thread attempting to creep the hell out of Mindia.

Loser

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:05 pm

It creeped me out just writting "He's right" about Mindia. So atleast someone got the hibby-jibbies.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:05 pm

point taken

Vincenti · Post by **Vincenti** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:10 pm

Personally I would wear this shit like cologne :bowdown: