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Markarado wrote:Juls you can be all of that, but you aren't obnoxious. In fact, most people really start to fall in love with you like I did once they get to know you.

fixt~

Markarado wrote:Juls you can be all of that, but you aren't obnoxious. In fact, most people really start to like you once they get to know you.

i can tell you right now that your are a nice guy. Thats why your last girlfriend left you.

You need to learn to be an asshole...You have to realize too that in asian culture its very common for asian men to smack their women around, because well, they usually deserve it and too it keeps them loyal and in line. This was normal in Korea and Japan when I was there.

You have to understand women are emotion creatures and very unstable, it takes a heavy hand and a strong donkey punch to keep them from straying from the fine line that is sanity.


Live and learn young padawan.

Oh and if the above advice doesn't work, shave the bitches head in her sleep.

She will have six months before she can leave the house to think about her behavior.

Best way to keep a girlfriend? Beat her. When you're done, tell her you love her and that you'd never hurt her. Not only that, but quit your job and live off of her. Make her pay for everything and move in with her. She'll be committed because she doesn't want to bear the responsibility of your homelessness or suicide. If she decides she is fed up and doesn't want to pay for your shit anymore, beat her again, then tell her you love her and that you won't hurt her. Before you know it, she'll be telling all of her friends how awesome and sweet and loving you are...when you're not beating her. This also minimalizes nagging, bitchy atttudes and adultery, cuz she'll be scared shitless.

PS - only date girls who can't kick your ass

women are such dolts.

Jay wrote:PS - only date girls who can't kick your ass

Must be tough for you to find a date.

That's why I only date handicap chicks. Sure they suck in bed but when I borrow their car I get the best parking spaces.

I'll pass on all the above advice. My girlfriend didn't leave me ... not sure where you guys got that idea...

Because you're a giant retard and deserve to be left.

Also, you're lying.

Thanks for all the advise... now to learn how to love myself

Hitachi Magic Wand

araby wrote:If you are feeling less than great about yourself then your boyfriend probably won't like you much. That has been my experience. Your "I hate myself" comment could have been in jest but I think there is truth in humor and maybe you don't really-but if there is any feeling of doubt in yourself about anything it will be clear and he won't be as into you. In fact, he will turn his head away a lot easier. So, keep your head up and he won't look away.

ashly advice is what i been missin'

^_^

Hey Juls, remember what I said on MSN? Told you so.

Dylan wrote:Because you're a giant retard and deserve to be left.

Also, you're lying.

wtf? PWNED

Jay wrote:Hey Juls, remember what I said on MSN? Told you so.

YUP jay..thanks

Diekan hurts my self esteem as a woman.

Dylan wrote:Because you're a giant retard and deserve to be left.

Also, you're lying.

If you say so~

And I do.

You know I am right.

Right about?

He thinks Amy broke up with me.

wait so is amy's real name amy, then?

He can't tell you, he never asked and now his number is blocked on her phone.

Dylan wrote:He can't tell you, he never asked and now his number is blocked on her phone.

Man, get over your teen angst. Go ahead and forget whatever girl told you to fuck off when you asked her out. She's over it, and you should be too.

OMG HE IS MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE HE MUST HAVE SOME KID OF BAD HISTORY BEHIND HIM.

Or I just think its funny.

Menlaan wrote:

Dylan wrote:He can't tell you, he never asked and now his number is blocked on her phone.

Man, get over your teen angst. Go ahead and forget whatever girl told you to fuck off when you asked her out. She's over it, and you should be too.

It's a joke, Men.