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Griever wrote:Atleast he got to meet Paris Hilton before he died.

Yeah but he did not get to donkey punch her.

I still think he was mostly full of shit but hilarious and personable. What a drag.

drank half a bottle of capt. Morgans Rum for him last night. I hope he appreciates the hang over.

brinstar is at work thus unable to post, but he sends this message:

fuck




[i copy/pasted the sad news to him via email and he wanted me to make a post for him]

That sucks man, I allways laughed at his posts.

He bestowed a gift upon this board that I will never forget. Lieutenant Dong Tonsils.

RIP Ralf Macchio/Captain Insano/Hasselhoff/Captain Insano again

I remember when he posted as junk punch, or something like that...then it was ralf and a few others between that and captain insano but after I realized he was a regular person with a particular posting style...his posts always cracked me up after that. he really did not care what anyone thought either, haha...

and...last night I was watching a segment of tv when I saw something called "the carter brothers" or something like that...one of them dated Paris Hilton and the two brothers were fighting--anyway it made me think of ralf. I hoped he was alive and was one of the carter brothers...or at least comes back as a pube on Paris' mound. rock on, brother

Is anyone positive what his real name is? Not that Capt is above setting up a major trick and faking his death for the folks at NT, but I just spent the last 5 hours going through every obituary in California from Aug 4 (his last post date) to today and not one single Ryan Carter is listed.

I am starting to think this is all shenanigans for him and goose to have a giant laugh.

what a mean trick but yah I could see it too.

Best I was able to determin, his name is Ryan Carter. This seems like an swful lot of effort to just go away.

He wouldn't do it to go away, him and goose are setting up an elaborate hoax. That or we are completely wrong about his name.

That or his obit was listed in the city he was from, not where he lives now. Maybe he is from Kentucky? Who knows...

that's what he told me his name was but of course that doesn't mean anything. I'm paranoid anyway, all of you are aliens in my mind. and you're always watching me.

araby wrote:...and you're always watching me.

If you only knew.... muwahahahaha!

yah, it all started when Sorina would post, and the where: was "right behind you" and things just snowballed from there.

araby wrote:yah, it all started when Sorina would post, and the where: was "right behind you" and things just snowballed from there.

The only thing I can tell you for sure Araby, is that we don't broadcast a 24/7 live feed of you in a special NT forum and have weekly meet and greats to discuss the happenings of your life.

So there's no reason for you to think that.

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot, cos I'm in hell

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin, to look this well

Pretty sure that's his real name, Paul. I was in touch with him through email for the graphics thing, and with the checks he sent. I'm pretty positive that it's legit.

ditto

Myself and some engineers at my workplace were talking about designing HTPC's for him

I think it's probably real, however, one possibility is that his new venture was failing (certainly possible, though this would be quite fast). The Cap'n, not wanting to admit it + feeling embarrassed for burning out on Wow pre-60, sees a way of getting out of ever having to live up to it here: pretends he's dead and has the President of his company back it up to you when you emailed.

Alternatively, his company was failing, and he saw the opportunity for a joke.

But, again, I think it's real.

Paul...his last login date was August 7 but he didn't post anything.

as for capt. real name we did converse a bit on suppliers of PC systems. exchange names and such. However the email addy he used is all but extinct, I left that company in April for a better one 300 miles away.

We had discussed meeting for drinks when he came down to visit Goose. I thought I had a PM with his or Gose's cell in it, but I cant find it now. I must have erased it.=(

oh hrm, lemme check mine