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Oh. It was much funnier the other way.

well how long were you with her before she made that ridiculous request? you should've broken it off with her as soon as she asked that and not let it go any further~

It was a few years ago, and it went about 2 weeks or so I think before that shit was over. And I had been with her like 2 or 3 months, so even worse haha

wow, what a loon. you were only together like 2 months before she asked you to go to her pap? lordy be gaazy, wth kinda women are they keeping there in WVa

She was hot as hell, but she was from Whitesville. If you were from here, youd know what that means heh. Boone County~ Look it up. I used to work in the coal mines there, ever heard of the Jesco White videos on the internets? 15 minutes from where he lives np. Ive been to his trailer~ Wanna talk about some rough territory haha go to the post office and your liable to get killed around there >< Anyway, moral of the story, Whitesville girls are crazy as all get out, but hot and wild~

yeah, hot is all good and well for a fling, but if you get to the point of her even thinking about asking you to go to a pap with her you've clearly exceeded the allotted amount of time that you're meant to give to a hot girl with nothing else going for her!

Yes ma'am that was one of the last points of that little fuck

I don't see what the big deal is. You sit in the waiting room reading stupid magazines for 1/2 hour. It's not like you go into the exam room, chat with the doctor and hand him swabs or gloves.

No, when she asked me to go, she wanted me to go into the exam room with her because she is scared shitless of doctors. Now I didnt think a doctor would allow outside visitors like that anyways with all the lawsuits and shit like that, but I never went so i dunno

Some places allow you to have one person of your choosing in the room with you, and others do not, but have a nurse present in the room with the doctor for witness purposes to prevent frivolous sexual assault lawsuits from happening.

Either way, um, wow. Whitesville huh? Sounds like a fun place to go twatflipping, only not

You have no idea hehe. Those country girls down that way are fun if you can pick the ones out that arent strung out on oxy

Trielelvan wrote:twatflipping

Gaazy wrote:She was hot as hell, but she was from Whitesville. If you were from here, youd know what that means heh. Boone County~ Look it up. I used to work in the coal mines there, ever heard of the Jesco White videos on the internets?

is he the dancing outlaw ?

have you ever gone mudding w/ him

Yes! Dancin Outlaw!

And no, but I do know his sister (/neice?)

His sister neice? Does that mean he had a child with his mother? Thats just sick, and typical of West Virginia

That area, it wouldnt surprise me, but I was being stupid. And dont even TRY to tell me there arent rednecks in Texas who do that shit. Blow me~

Don't tempt me.

Is that like an uncle/mom?

Gidan has a cousin/uncle/brother.


But not in a sick way.

Suuuuuuuuuure its not

BTW she's still not pregnant.

Your sperm sucks dude.

Gaazy wrote: scared shitless of doctors

it's not something I would ever really want to do, or feel comfortable doing but it doesn't seem like it's THAT bad of a request considering she was apparently terrified

I took a prego test once.... and failed.

Diekan wrote:I took a prego test once.... and failed.

Awww /comfort