Baby names

[ClakarEQ]

who gives a shit what any of you name your drooling cuntspawn

fucking give it a rest already

I LOL on that one,

drooling cuntspawn

I'm banking that one for a rainy day.

[Ginzburgh]

who gives a shit what any of you name your drooling cuntspawn

fucking give it a rest already

You should take your own advice about your music threads.

[brinstar]

ya i haven't posted one in what, five months? six?

try again fuckwit


better yet, don't try again, you sniveling glob of used astroglide



edit: and extra fuck you, i will post those whenever the fuck i want. you got criticisms, leave them in the thread

i'm sorry your big dreams of being a screenwriter wound up in the toilet but there's no reason to swing on MY nuts about it. take a leap, shitlord

[Dylan]

lolinternetrage

[Ginzburgh]

lol, blow up.

[Narrock]

I think I hate pretty much every name in this thread.

This coming from the guy who named his spawn, "Vincent Cornelius." You do know he's gonna hate you when he's old enough to realize what a geeky name you gave him, right?

[brinstar]

getting tired of a whiny bitch following me around =/= blowup

you're wasting your time, go pick at harrison some more

[Ginzburgh]

getting tired of a whiny bitch following me around

Following you around? And exactly how am I whiny? From the looks of it, you're the little girl who had the temper tantrum.

And for future reference, you should probably expect a reaction when you call someone's child a drooling cuntspawn.

[Zanchief]

I think I hate pretty much every name in this thread.

This coming from the guy who named his spawn, "Vincent Cornelius." You do know he's gonna hate you when he's old enough to realize what a geeky name you gave him, right?

I don't know anyone who actually hates their parents for having a bad name, which is a very good sign for you and your little Alexxxis or what ever trendy/stripper name you've decided on. I do however know quite a few douchling children with names like the ones you proposed.

Your game plan should be to not have your daughter turn to prostitution by the age of 16 because her fathers the biggest asshat on the planet. You're already off on the wrong foot with your name choice.

[Narrock]

I think I hate pretty much every name in this thread.

This coming from the guy who named his spawn, "Vincent Cornelius." You do know he's gonna hate you when he's old enough to realize what a geeky name you gave him, right?

I don't know anyone who actually hates their parents for having a bad name, which is a very good sign for you and your little Alexxxis or what ever trendy/stripper name you've decided on. I do however know quite a few douchling children with names like the ones you proposed.

Your game plan should be to not have your daughter turn to prostitution by the age of 16 because her fathers the biggest asshat on the planet. You're already off on the wrong foot with your name choice.

Vincent, in and of itself, is not a bad name... but, "Cornelius?" Why name your son after a fictitious 70's chimp? And we haven't made a final decision on our daughter's name yet. Alexis is a pretty name and is nowhere NEAR being a "prostitute" or "stripper" type name. Maybe that's the case in Canada, (which I could give a flying fuck about) but not here.

[Narrock]

getting tired of a whiny bitch following me around

Following you around? And exactly how am I whiny? From the looks of it, you're the little girl who had the temper tantrum.

And for future reference, you should probably expect a reaction when you call someone's child a drooling cuntspawn.

I think Ginzburgh is a tool most of the time, but I have to agree with him on this one. Brinstar is a pathetic loser who should stfu and/or go harrass some other board.

[Tuggan]

Alexis is a pretty name and is nowhere NEAR being a "prostitute" or "stripper" type name. Maybe that's the case in Canada, (which I could give a flying fuck about) but not here.

I disagree. Alexis is pretty stripperish.

[Harrison]

Yeah, it is.

[brinstar]

getting tired of a whiny bitch following me around

Following you around? And exactly how am I whiny? From the looks of it, you're the little girl who had the temper tantrum.

And for future reference, you should probably expect a reaction when you call someone's child a drooling cuntspawn.

i dunno, seems i can't turn around these days without catching you lurking about, ready with another limp-wristed noodle slap

oh and thanks for the protip. i'll make sure to take your feelings into consideration and weigh the possibility of offending you the next time i'm debating whether to insult your future womb turd. maybe you shouldn't have flung your DNA into someone else's rot hole if you weren't prepared to have your germy lump of progeny insulted? welcome to being a dad, you unremarkable douche

[brinstar]

furthermore, let me cast my vote in the "Alexis is not a stripper name" ballot box

i have known three different girls named Alexis and none of them were even remotely stripper-ish

[Ginzburgh]

oh and thanks for the protip. i'll make sure to take your feelings into consideration and weigh the possibility of offending you the next time i'm debating whether to insult your future womb turd. maybe you shouldn't have flung your DNA into someone else's rot hole if you weren't prepared to have your germy lump of progeny insulted? welcome to being a dad, you unremarkable douche

womb turd, germy lump, rot hole?

3/10

You're just slamming two words together for some kind of effect but fail because it doesn't make any sense.

Blood fart

See I can do it too.

And you call me unremarkable.

[Ginzburgh]

i have known three different girls named Alexis and none of them were even remotely stripper-ish

They're all whores.

[Darcler]

Ok well to be fair, I think most Alexis strippers are stage named. It is kinda strippy (heh what?).

So while an Alexis may not grow up to be a stripper, a Jessica may grow up to be a stripper and her stage name is Alexis.

Thats what I get out of it anyway.

[Jay]

With how religious and conservative Mindia is I guarantee his daughter becomes a stripper no matter what he names her. That or she becomes the next Angelina Jolie.

[Jay]

Oh and just curious Ginzburgh, is your last name like "aims" or "ay mes"

[Drem]

furthermore, let me cast my vote in the "Alexis is not a stripper name" ballot box

i have known three different girls named Alexis and none of them were even remotely stripper-ish

the only alexis i ever knew started stripping and paid for college that way

[brinstar]

but wait, if she shortens it to "lexy" or "lexie" or (even worse) "lexis" THOSE sound like stripper names lol

With how religious and conservative Mindia is I guarantee his daughter becomes a stripper no matter what he names her. That or she becomes the next Angelina Jolie.

how so? an adoption bully, an overrated actress, or an inked-up pseudolesbian?

[Evermore]

the only Alexis i know can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch thru a drinking straw. she gets paid very well but is a real pig.

[Zanchief]

Vincent, in and of itself, is not a bad name... but, "Cornelius?" Why name your son after a fictitious 70's chimp? And we haven't made a final decision on our daughter's name yet. Alexis is a pretty name and is nowhere NEAR being a "prostitute" or "stripper" type name. Maybe that's the case in Canada, (which I could give a flying fuck about) but not here.

It's a middle name and it's a 60s ape.

[Ginzburgh]

Oh and just curious Ginzburgh, is your last name like "aims" or "ay mes"

Ames sounds like Aims.