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There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus

was Jewish:


1. He went into His Fathers business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother

thought he was God.


But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus

was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.


But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus

was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus

was Irish:


1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs

that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was

no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch

of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because

there was more work to do.

There's no argument saying that post was worth reading.

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~ why did i read that........

I smirked a little.

I was reading it thinking that no one would argue that Jesus was jewish

I read that all human beings can be traced back to a woman in Africa.

she must have been quite the slut

Tikker wrote:she must have been quite the slut

roofl

Vonkaär wrote:There's no argument saying that post was worth reading.

Who's this now?