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I needs to know some colognes and aftershaves that will make girls young and old want to take off their panties and touch General Patton and the two lietenants.

Any of you ladies on this board have any suggestions? I'm 26 so none of that old man cologne.

Appreciate it.

Not a lady, but Acqua Di Gio from Armani always worked wonders for me. Cheap stuff too!

I dont like cologne. Most guys put too much on and I have a sensative nose so I get kinda sick. Deodorant is good enough for me. I like Old Spice.


From the commercials, that Axe stuff makes moms want to hump you.

Yah axe works if you are 13 and just got into Jr High.

My sister gets all creamy for..Eternity, I think it is.

My ex husband used to wear Drakkar which made me horny, or Cool Water makes me wet too.

Back in high school I wore some Wal Mart shit called "Iron". It was about 9 bucks a bottle but god damn it smelled good. hahaha I was probably the only one that thought that though.


EDIT: (Just found this)Iron Cologne for Men is designed by Coty. This fragrance is a 100% genuine, original. Iron Cologne was introduced in 1987. Iron Cologne has a scent of lemon pepper, cedar, pine and musk.

Woo baby. Talk about the stuff that gets women hot! Must have smelled like a lumberjacks dirty kitchen.

The Kizzy wrote:My ex husband used to wear Drakkar which made me horny, or Cool Water makes me wet too.

A trip through Taco Bell's drive through has the same affect on you.

an old fling gave me a bottle of Alfred Sung

she referred to it as "liquid panty remover"


I'm not much of a cologne guy, so I've only worn it about 10 times in the last 5 years

but 8/10 success!

Tikker wrote:an old fling gave me a bottle of Alfred Sung

she referred to it as "liquid panty remover"


I'm not much of a cologne guy, so I've only worn it about 10 times in the last 5 years

but 8/10 success!

thats the shit I'm talking about...


Ouchy's lumberjack's kitchen comment was awesome.

Swiss Army or Swiss Army Avalanche

It can make a woman stop in her tracks just to tell you how good you smell. Read: to tell you how bad she wants to see if you smell the same all over.

DangerPaul wrote:

The Kizzy wrote:My ex husband used to wear Drakkar which made me horny, or Cool Water makes me wet too.

A trip through Taco Bell's drive through has the same affect on you.

That would be funny if I actually ate at Taco Bell. Lets say Wendy's instead.

You know Taco Cabana makes you swoon!

I wish we had taco bell here


every once in a while I'm in the mood for some of the greasy shit, but apparently I was one of 6 people here that likes mexican food =\



(not that taco bell is even really very mexican, but you know what i'm saying)

I'll give you some Mexican to eat......

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

i'm partial to curve... i know it's cheap but seriously every time a guy is wearing it around me i just can't resist it.

also, the hugo that comes in the round silver ball thing is AWESOME.

I'm definitely going to have to check out that Hugo... I love that brand's cologne.

me too

himalaya

D. Duck wrote:himalaya

ha

Nautica 360 was the best cologne I ever owned.

Anyone remember Michael Jordan's cologne? Does that even exist anymore?

i used to wear drakkar

then i went for hugo boss

nowadays i don't often wear any but i use either gravity or cool water when i do

I don't like cologne very much either, I like to smell nice laundered clothes and a nice face...maybe a hint of what he washed with in the shower. The blue and red dancing sex dragons on the axe bottle made me buy it.

I use fragranced soap bars so I think I smell good without perfume but then again I did get some bath and body works lotion and spray for my bday lol!