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Work e-mail
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:41 pm
by Spacewoman Spiff
All,
In the interest of ensuring a safe work environment for all and preventing the possibility of injury to a co-worker, please refrain from throwing any objects in the call center. Employees engaged in "playing catch" with nerf balls or throwing any other items that potentially could jeopardize the safety of another employee is prohibited and will lead to coaching/counseling.
As always, your cooperation in complying with this request is appreciated.
Who the fuck would be jeopardized by a fucking nerf ball? And most of the throwing that is done is of wadded up paper balls, and we always pick them up so it's not a hardship on the janitors. Anal retentive humourless anti fun cockdouches.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:03 pm
by The Kizzy
I think what happened is that one weird girl got made fun of, and she retaliated by turning you all in. KICK HER ASS.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:11 pm
by Spacewoman Spiff
The part that amuses me most is "playing catch"
What the fuck? Why is that quoted?
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:35 pm
by Tuggan
my guess is some ugzugz lookin dude got beaned in the face while on the phone, and probably blurted something offensive at a client like "OH SON OF A BITCH". felt like a dipshit, told and ruined it for the rest of you.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:38 pm
by Spacewoman Spiff
But the email doesn't say anything about it being unprofessional or causing problems with calls... all it talks of is employee safety. Who the hell is going to be hurt by a nerf ball or paper wad that doesn't deserve to be hurt?
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:18 pm
by Lyion
This makes me think of the NFL Commercial, where the grocery check out person yells I'm open, and the guy beams him in the head with a pineapple.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:52 pm
by Metranon
nerf balls are pretty solid, if you didnt see it stepped on one and tripped you might smash your face on the floor pretty hard
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:11 pm
by The Kizzy
Lyion wrote:This makes me think of the NFL Commercial, where the grocery check out person yells I'm open, and the guy beams him in the head with a pineapple.
I LOLed at that
Re: Work e-mail
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:04 am
by Trielelvan
Spacewoman Spiff wrote:All,
In the interest of ensuring a safe work environment for all and preventing the possibility of injury to a co-worker, please refrain from throwing any objects in the call center. Employees engaged in "playing catch" with nerf balls or throwing any other items that potentially could jeopardize the safety of another employee is prohibited and will lead to coaching/counseling.
As always, your cooperation in complying with this request is appreciated.
Who the fuck would be jeopardized by a fucking nerf ball? And most of the throwing that is done is of wadded up paper balls, and we always pick them up so it's not a hardship on the janitors. Anal retentive humourless anti fun cockdouches.
*sigh* there's always gotta be one jerk ruining it for everyone else. When I worked for Stream in Beaverton, we used to have awesome nerf battles... until one dumbass went and pegged a manager in the back of the head with a rocket launcher. This is a vital no-no. Consequently, all nerf items were banned from the center.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:52 am
by Adivina
*sigh* there's always gotta be one jerk ruining it for everyone else. When I worked for Stream in Beaverton, we used to have awesome nerf battles... until one dumbass went and pegged a manager in the back of the head with a rocket launcher. This is a vital no-no. Consequently, all nerf items were banned from the center.
We used to have mini-football games in Stop & Shop when I worked at the Deli.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:55 am
by Maeya
Y'gotta figure that's gonna be at least one dumbass who will get hit in the eye with a wad of paper and sue the company.
I bet they're more doing it to cover their asses than save yours.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:57 am
by 10sun
I'm drinking a beer at work.
-Adam
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:01 pm
by Tuggan
I cant think of a better place to get fucked up than at work.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:02 pm
by 10sun
I also play a lot of CounterStrike: Source at work for shits and giggles.
-Adam
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:16 pm
by Susvain
I'll play some source with you right now, but i'm not very good
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:17 pm
by 10sun
download XFire and add 10sun to your userlist.
http://www.xfire.com
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:18 pm
by Susvain
it better not take long
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:21 pm
by Zanchief
I suck at Counter Strike.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:22 pm
by Susvain
How do i add you
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:23 pm
by Susvain
You're added, now what!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:26 pm
by 10sun
XFire is being gay while refreshing servers, one sec.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:26 pm
by Ouchyfish
dude got beaned in the face while on the phone, and probably blurted something offensive at a client like "OH SON OF A BITCH". felt like a dipshit, told and ruined it for the rest of you.
Laughed for five minutes at that mental picture.
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:20 am
by Metranon
so who won at CS?