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So, I was at Denny's with a buddy of mine this weekend. I go to the restroom and I start to piss. Well, having a huge schlong has it's problems and I had to stand pretty far back so the backspray doesn't get all over my pants. Some kids walked into the stalls next to me. I guess that their daddy didn't teach them to LOOK FORWARD in the stalls, not sideways... and they started giggling. Wtf ever. I finish up, wash my hands and leave the giggling fuckwits to themselves.

5 minutes later, some Lilliputian woman comes up to me and starts beating the fuck out of me. Punched me square in the nose and screamed at me for being some sort of pervert. At first I thought she was my ex but then I saw those two giggling kids crying like a bunch of retards.

Fucking cops show up and arrested her... but then... and get this... they fucking took me in as well. I was just trying to eat my god damned eggs in peace and the fucking cops arrested me. I didn't fight back although I clearly could have.

Fucking bitch.

you moved to Ohio?

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haha

Thread of the week.

hahahahahahaha sorry vonk

dude. truth is far more strange than fiction......

that blows my mind. and really sucks for man. sorry

yeah i feel your pain on the backspray, i think it's more a factor of the strength of the spray than your size, i ALWAYS end up spraying my fuckin pants using a urinal almost, seems unavoidable unless i literally stand a good foot back from the urinal...

thats why i always use the stall now, moral of the story i guess

Tuggan wrote:http://www.namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=10344

PARTY FOUL!!!

Did they press charges on you?

Vonk, you need to change Tyler Durden to Paul Harvey.

hahha god damn eggs lol