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So as part of my job, I get to call lenders everyday to see what the status is of loans for the homes that my office sells. I have a great rapport with alot of them, and have been known to go out drinking or partying with some of them. I used to do what they do. Anyway. Today, the cutest loan officer we deal with tells me that he thinks of me as a sister. So, when he says that I'm thinking to myself, "Damn, I don't want this guy to think of me as his sister, I would love to do him, but I guess that is an okay start" and then he says "My older sister, who I want to drag out into the drive way and pelt rocks at her head" I am so crushed. Bastard.

raport, btw

and when I say raport, i secretly mean rapport

My loan officer got me tickets to the OSU Michigan game in November... I don't give a shit, so I gave them to a coworker =\

If you don't get those back, and give them to me, I will be crushed yet again.

pelt rocks at her head

If he actually used that phrase, I don't think you're missing much.

OMg I read this and am so tired that I misread it as something about having a sister who's a drag queen, not drag out into someplace.. I'm tired, sorry.

You dick atensen. I would have used

The Kizzy wrote:So as part of my job, I get to call lenders everyday to see what the status is of loans for the homes that my office sells. I have a great rapport with alot of them, and have been known to go out drinking or partying with some of them. I used to do what they do. Anyway. Today, the cutest loan officer we deal with tells me that he thinks of me as a sister. So, when he says that I'm thinking to myself, "Damn, I don't want this guy to think of me as his sister, I would love to do him, but I guess that is an okay start" and then he says "My older sister, who I want to drag out into the drive way and pelt rocks at her head" I am so crushed. Bastard.

I guarantee you 100 percent.. Next time he says anything to you respond with: "Nice shoes... wanna fuck?".

Then when he laughs say: "No... seriously".

You'll bone for sure.

I'm gonna try that one, thanks for the idea.

It probably would only work on hmmm 2 of every 10 San Diego girls, but in reverse I'm sure its a clincher 99 percent of the time.

lmao.. I think we need a scientific study done. Kiz - Let us know how it goes. It is good to be single - eh? Whore it up!!!!

I'm getting lots more attention and compliments every where I go these days from strangers and people I know since I lost weight. It is nice. For the people I know it is strictly platonic and sisterly like of course!! They all know I am very happily married. =)

kizzy when u play eq again i wanna ask some advice...oh and play with your boobs

In college on drunk girls, around 1-2am "wanna fuck" worked 4 out of 15 times for me. I got hit a couple times too, but all in a days work.

Minrott wrote:In college on drunk girls, around 1-2am "wanna fuck" worked 4 out of 15 times for me. I got hit a couple times too, but all in a days work.

hahaha

liquidstayce wrote:lmao.. I think we need a scientific study done. Kiz - Let us know how it goes. It is good to be single - eh? Whore it up!!!!

I'm getting lots more attention and compliments every where I go these days from strangers and people I know since I lost weight. It is nice. For the people I know it is strictly platonic and sisterly like of course!! They all know I am very happily married. =)

I've been getting alot more comments since I started leaving my pants slightly unzipped and showing a little mushroom now and again.