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Friggin Idiots
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:07 pm
by The Kizzy
The following people accidentally shot themselves recently: a Fond du Lac, Wis., man, in the abdomen, while using a screwdriver to dislodge a round from his pistol (August); a Nacogdoches, Texas, woman, in the foot while trying to kill a snake on her property (September) (and the same woman, again trying to kill a snake, shot herself in the other foot the next day); a Tennessee Highway Patrolman, in the leg as he holstered his pistol while chasing a fleeing suspect near Maryville (August); a teenage boy, in the leg while fleeing after robbing a food store in New Caney, Texas (August); a 33-year-old Milwaukee man, in the leg while fleeing after robbing a man on the street (October). And Danny Walden, Taylorsville, Ky., was shot by the rifle he had set up in his home as a booby trap to protect his 115 marijuana plants (October). [Fond du Lac Reporter, 8-24-05] [Daily Sentinel (Nacogdoches), 9-18-05] [The Tennessean, 8-10-05] [WTRK-TV (Houston), 8-3-05] [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 10-24-05] [Herald-Leader (Lexington, Ky.), 10-5-05]
Re: Friggin Idiots
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:33 pm
by Tuggan
wow. lots of smort people walkin around.
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:47 pm
by 10sun
sounds like most of those people aren't walking around anymore. Hobbling is a more apt verb.
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:20 pm
by Xaiveir
In the famous words of Homer J. Simpson........
"I am so smart......SMRT....i am so smart.....SMRAT"
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:11 pm
by Jay
No X. It's I am so smart. I am so smart. SMRT...I mean S MART.
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:48 pm
by Gaazy
a few weeks ago some crazy homeless guy stabbed a guy in the neck with a sword, a fucking samurai like sword. What kind of person carries around a samurai sword? And they still never caught the fucking guy
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:24 pm
by Phlegm
Gaazy wrote:a few weeks ago some crazy homeless guy stabbed a guy in the neck with a sword, a fucking samurai like sword. What kind of person carries around a samurai sword? And they still never caught the fucking guy
He's a ninja in disguise.
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:41 pm
by Gaazy
wish they would catch the motherfucker and get his ass off the streets at least, its always nice to know theres a fucking nutbag with a sword walkin round
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:03 am
by Goose_Man
Ninjas are mammals
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:03 pm
by Captain Insano
but sometimes they stab
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:10 pm
by Sithos
So we are looking for a mammilian homeless ninja?
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:53 pm
by Phlegm
Sithos wrote:So we are looking for a mammilian homeless ninja?
yeah, and with a samurai sword.
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:35 pm
by Ouchyfish
or this guy:
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:54 pm
by Minrott
Why would a ninja have a samurai sword?
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:10 am
by Ouchyfish
Minrott wrote:Why would a ninja have a samurai sword?
hahah someone's been watching a little too much shopathome network.
"FOUR BEANIE BABIES FOLKS! FOUR THAT RIGHT-AND LOOK AT THIS SAM-MOOO-RYE SWORD!" (pronounced with the sw sound at the beginning by them!)
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:25 am
by Gaazy
yeah he prolly IS a ninja, but pushes around a shopping cart with his outfit in it
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:41 am
by Captain Insano
Minrott wrote:Why would a ninja have a samurai sword?
war-trophy there crazyface! durrrrr
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:14 am
by Durothil Skyreaver
Mind you, it would be pretty cool if he had come across another sword toting hobo and they went at it in the middle of the street.
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:14 am
by Minrott
I want to see a battle between karate fighting samurai sword wielding japanese hobos and kung fu fighting jian wielding chinese hobos to satisfy my desire for mortal combat.
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:42 pm
by Captain Insano
Minrott wrote:I want to see a battle between karate fighting samurai sword wielding japanese hobos and kung fu fighting jian wielding chinese hobos to satisfy my desire for mortal combat.
that would make for fantastic television.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:17 am
by leah
captain_insano wrote:Minrott wrote:Why would a ninja have a samurai sword?
war-trophy there crazyface! durrrrr
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not sure why but this made me lol ^_^
i think it was the "crazyface"
or maybe "durrrrr" hehehehe