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And more recodrs form the world of Tech!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:53 am
by kaharthemad
Ok looks like my client on the bench just broke our internal office record!
9789 viruses
3200 pieces of spyware
What the hell ever happened to hiding playboys beneath the bed?
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:04 am
by Goose_Man
Holy shit hahaha
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:55 am
by kaharthemad
funny thing is...its a preachers kid.
Mennonite. not sure the kid will be alive tomarrow to tell the tail.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:31 pm
by labbats
Repressing sexual urges is completely healthy. Just ask any priest.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:34 pm
by Captain Insano
a five armed Jesus couldn't surf enough pr0n to get that much shit on ONE computer...Fucking amazing.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:36 pm
by kaharthemad
it is staggering. his temp internet file was over 3.5 gigs.
his temp file from all the spyware installs was sitting at over 1.8 gigs.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:41 pm
by kaharthemad
kids has to have tennis elbow...jeez if he whapped off to half of the smut i have found his dick would have fallen off by now.
I mean seriously this kid has seen more pussy in the last week then Ralf has his whole life.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:45 pm
by Adivina
ROFL! And here I thought it was bad when I removed something like 800 peices of spyware from my friend's computer.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:48 pm
by kaharthemad
you my dear, are a pedestrian compared to this kid.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:26 pm
by Adivina
No no, my friend Madison is a pedestrian. I keep my computer squeaky clean! I get angsty if I find one peice of spyware when I scan.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:27 pm
by Darcler
AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:No no, my friend Madison is a pedestrian. I keep my computer squeaky clean! I get angsty if I find one peice of spyware when I scan.
Same.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:31 pm
by Adivina
God forbid the scanner finds two or three, I act like Chicken Little!
The sky is falling motherfuckers!
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:55 pm
by Darcler
If I find any I blame Gid for getting on my computer to look at porn....which honestly, I have never seen him look at or watch. Baffling.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:57 pm
by Tossica
Darcler wrote:If I find any I blame Gid for getting on my computer to look at porn....which honestly, I have never seen him look at or watch. Baffling.
He is hiding it. He is probably lieing to you and fucking other women too.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:32 am
by Captain Insano
Tossica wrote:Darcler wrote:If I find any I blame Gid for getting on my computer to look at porn....which honestly, I have never seen him look at or watch. Baffling.
He is hiding it. He is probably lieing to you and fucking other women too.
hahah ! good show ol' boy!
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:41 am
by Kramer
read the first couple posts, that is hillarious. coming from someone who grew up Southern Baptist and escaped after 22 years, that is no shocker....
