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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY


After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly
knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and
snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. she felt that having
only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced.

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden
of Eden

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied,
"But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has
a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel
so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I
have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man
from a part of you. Now let's see............
where did I put the useless boob?"


Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?

<3 to you~

Funny how a leftover boob makes more money a year for doing the same work on average than the favored creation of god.

:ohsnap:

there you go generalizing again, you must be really insecure to continue doing that

So God makes Adam and Adam walks through Eden, simply existing. But things in Eden get a little slow so God says, "Adam, for you I will create a woman." Adam is interested.

"She will be everything you could possibly want in a woman, she will be beautiful, professionally and financially successful, a great mother and awesome in bed."

God has Adam's full attention. Adam wonders what he has done to fall under such good graces. "But," God says, "It's going to cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam stops and thinks,

"Well God, that sound like a pretty good deal but what can I get for a rib?"

haw

Erodalak wrote:Funny how a leftover boob makes more money a year for doing the same work on average than the favored creation of god.

And he is right. Not generalizing when you say on average. If he left that out, you could say that.

Aatrex wrote:So God makes Adam and Adam walks through Eden, simply existing. But things in Eden get a little slow so God says, "Adam, for you I will create a woman." Adam is interested.

"She will be everything you could possibly want in a woman, she will be beautiful, professionally and financially successful, a great mother and awesome in bed."

God has Adam's full attention. Adam wonders what he has done to fall under such good graces. "But," God says, "It's going to cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam stops and thinks,

"Well God, that sound like a pretty good deal but what can I get for a rib?"

this one is alot better.

boys rule. girls drool.

Men are stupid, women are evil.

-Arlos

They were both funny~