Octopus vs Shark
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:52 pm
damn octopie!
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:57 pm
How big was that shark?
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:08 pm
Can someone e-mail this to Advina?
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:11 pm
3-4 feet.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:20 pm
that octopussy just chomped a chark....
it was a little shark, but still.... wow
it was a little shark, but still.... wow
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:22 pm
i still want to know what happens if you give the jelly blob that i guess would be its head a bear hug.
anyone an expert on octopus/squid anatomy? harrison? youre an expert on everything.
anyone an expert on octopus/squid anatomy? harrison? youre an expert on everything.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:26 pm
I've seen a small live octopus out of water and it's like a living blob of water. I doubt you could get enough friction to bear hug it.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:33 pm
Even if you did, its first instinct would be to shoot its tentacles up around your face, and STING.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:34 pm
what? lol
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:38 pm
sting? i think they got a beak, bite, and shoot ink. dirty fuckin things.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:32 pm
My starfish ate my anemone. Fucker.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:36 pm
Tossica wrote:My starfish ate my anemone. Fucker.
You should cut one of its legs off to teach it a lesson.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:37 pm
I was going to stick it in the microwave for a few seconds. That'll learn it.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:40 pm
Tossica wrote:I was going to stick it in the microwave for a few seconds. That'll learn it.
Nah, that would just give it a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:14 pm
ok i think i'd rather get eaten by a shark than by an octopus
sharks are pure violence, all teeth and jaw and speed. you see a shark after you, you know what's going to happen.
octopi are the stuff of nightmares, horrific slinking tentacled treachery that drags you down to the deeps
sharks are pure violence, all teeth and jaw and speed. you see a shark after you, you know what's going to happen.
octopi are the stuff of nightmares, horrific slinking tentacled treachery that drags you down to the deeps
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:14 pm
microwave's are for punishing cats not starfish. I would pour a thimble of bleach in the starfish's side of the tank.
It would be like gas'ing it with VX. If that doesn't teach it to behave you are going to need to put a scuba kit on a scorpion and dump that in the tank as a final straw.
It would be like gas'ing it with VX. If that doesn't teach it to behave you are going to need to put a scuba kit on a scorpion and dump that in the tank as a final straw.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:37 pm
Giant octopus Versus Jaws hmmm?
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:57 pm
Octupus = not a squid 
Thus not scary for some odd reason. Don't ask, I can't explain 
Thus not scary for some odd reason. Don't ask, I can't explain Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:00 pm
Wow just watched the video... that was pretty fucking crazy.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:24 pm
Neon octopus = - )
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:32 pm
Octopuses are planning their global takeover as we speak. One day we'll all wake up with an octopus around our faces laying an embryo in our guts.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:58 pm
Actually, some octopi DO sting. The Blue Ringed Octopus is one of the most venomous animals in the entire world, oddly enough.
-Arlos
-Arlos
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:00 pm
I found out not too long ago that octopi is actually incorrect english!
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:39 pm
Tossica wrote:I found out not too long ago that octopi is actually incorrect english!
What happen, Harrison correct one of your posts?