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...for valentine's day? i'm hard up for a decent idea.


edit: suggestions MAY NOT include buttsex.... RALF.

How about a picture you draw of him and frame yourself?

Or a mixed tape?

Or seriously, what are your talents?

What kind of stuff does he like? Music wise? How about a cute card with two tickets to a concert something like that?

Box of his favorite candy?

Stuffed Animal (cheesy, I know)

The Kizzy wrote:Stuffed Animal

leah wrote:...for valentine's day? i'm hard up for a decent idea.


edit: suggestions MAY NOT include buttsex.... RALF.

hot hot hot lingerie (for yourself) and a night of steamy sex.


I'm not kidding either. Great sex ranks right up there with a guys favorite things like porn, strippers, beer, steak, sceptres of destruction, blowjobs etc etc.

Raise your hand if you're alone...

Oh, sorry Brinstar, you win this game...

dude what weak shit is this lol

a) you know you got schooled in that thread

b) you won't see ME raising my hand this valentine's day either

captain_insano wrote:

leah wrote:...for valentine's day? i'm hard up for a decent idea.


edit: suggestions MAY NOT include buttsex.... RALF.

hot hot hot lingerie (for yourself) and a night of steamy sex.


I'm not kidding either. Great sex ranks right up there with a guys favorite things like porn, strippers, beer, steak, sceptres of destruction, blowjobs etc etc.

SOD = Sceptre of Destruction
SOD = Stormtroopers Of Death

Coincidence? Yeah probably.

PS SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE

what the fuck was that noise?

brinstar wrote:dude what weak shit is this lol

a) you know you got schooled in that thread

b) you won't see ME raising my hand this valentine's day either

I know there was a whole slew of people who knew absolutely nothing about what they were spitting from their donut hole.

P.S. Sitting around with a bunch of guys on valentines doesn't mean you're not alone overall.

brinstar wrote:what the fuck was that noise?

Sargeant D is coming and youre on his list buddy

The Kizzy wrote:How about a picture you draw of him and frame yourself?

Or a mixed tape?

Or seriously, what are your talents?

What kind of stuff does he like? Music wise? How about a cute card with two tickets to a concert something like that?

Box of his favorite candy?

Stuffed Animal (cheesy, I know)

Stuffed Animal? NO. Candy? NO.

Mixed tape for the win. I suggest putting "Girls" by the Beastie Boys on it too. An old gf did that for me and it made me laugh every time.

What type of food does he enjoy?

Cook him a killer dinner. Buy him a killer dinner. Get him a killer dinner. Guys love food. Especially young guys, and a really killer meal owns most things....

Or... Brinstar, please to not read more....
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Get him a bottle of his fav alcoholic drink and a can of whipped cream, with a bow around both and ideas.

lyion wrote:Get him a bottle of his fav alcoholic drink and a can of whipped cream, with a bow around both and ideas.

DON'T do that.

There's nothing worse than an awkward sex gift pre-planned by your girlfriend. If you want to get a little kink in, by all means that is cool, but don't plan it out and make it a gift.

A card, home cooked dinner, and a blow job...

That right there is the BEST gift you could give. Im not joking, he will brag to all his friends about it.

I agree with the steak idea.

captain_insano wrote:

leah wrote:...for valentine's day? i'm hard up for a decent idea.


edit: suggestions MAY NOT include buttsex.... RALF.

hot hot hot lingerie (for yourself) and a night of steamy sex.


I'm not kidding either. Great sex ranks right up there with a guys favorite things like porn, strippers, beer, steak, sceptres of destruction, blowjobs etc etc.

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you had it til there

brinstar wrote:PRINT OUT A DEFINITION OF THE WORD PERFECTION AND GET IT FRAMED AND TELL HIM IT'S A MIRROR HAHAHAHAHAHA

you beat me to it while I napped, jerkface

Harrison, just laugh about it and quit being so defensive, because it is so god damned pathetic and in the near future you will see it yourself. Quit acting like a half a fag and getting so uptight when you get ribbed for shit you know deep down owned you.

Leah, you want to blow his mind, and give him the greatest gift ever for V-day? Leave him the hell alone when he fucks up and gets you the wrong thing instead of making him feel like an ass. A hug, dinner, and blowjob in that order will thrill him.

Goose_Man wrote:A card, home cooked dinner, and a blow job...

That right there is the BEST gift you could give. Im not joking, he will brag to all his friends about it.

quoted for truth

i've already got a card, and i requested the day off work so i can actually go to lincoln to spend the evening with him...

i could definitely see myself cooking for him, though, unless he takes us out to dinner (though he's as poor as i am so probably not hehe).

mixed tape (although probably a cd cuz i don't know many people who still have tape players) is a great idea... we have bonded a lot over music throughout the relationship.

p.s. (avert your eyes brinstar) the night of steamy sex was a given

also, paul i couldn't care less if he doesn't even get me anything, i'm just happy to have him and i intend to show him that. ^_^ there's no way he could go wrong~

ps, mix tapes/cds are so 1980's

it was a Friends reference for the uncool

or wait does taht make me uncool?

man fuck if it's cool or not, it's a sweet way to show him what music makes me think of him.