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So a few months ago I meet a Cleveland cop and we start dating. He's cute, and funny, but definetly not smart. So he buys this pair of shoes and gives them to me. Turns out we have the same size feet and he wants me to break them in for him. Okay, whatever, they are Nike Shox and they are so comfortable. Now I get like 15 text messages from him a day, they all ask if I am wearing his shoes. So I tell him I can't see him anymore, that it just wasnt working for me, yet he still sends me 15 text messages a day asking about his shoes. WTF?!?!

Give him his shoes back.

Oh, I didnt clarify, I gave him the shoes back when I told him I couldnt see him anymore, and the text messages now say stuff like "You know you miss the shoes"

Tell him you bought your own nike.

thats a good idea

Tell him you like reebok's better, cause they have a longer tongue

Is his name Alonzo? Because you better be careful... He's a ruthless vato...don't give a fuck about nada.

Ugh... sounds like somebody is in lurve
Maybe tell the guy you are seeing someone else now, and to please stop the messages cause your new beau isn't really happy with you getting messages from an ex?

I hate clingy men >< they are like gum on the bottom of your shoe. Stupid ones have to have everything literally spelled out for them.

I have told him countless times not to text me, it cost me 25 cents everytime he does, and when he sends 15 a day, that adds up. He still does. Argh.

you know you want the shoes.

Do you miss the shoes, Kizz?

Block the number np np.

Threaten to file a harassment complaint.

Are you sure you get charged for the messages that he sends you? I only get charged for texts that I send. >< Either way though ick. Tell him that yes, you miss the shoes...only the shoes...especially because the shoes can't text message you.

tell him you are fucking a reebook salesman

also tell him if he keeps up the messaging you will spend the money and purchase a 1 year subscription to a gay biker magazine and have it sent to the precint with his name on it.

HAHA

OMG...so 1 cop is an idiot they all are idiots???!!! How stereotypical of you, you anti-cop bitch!

Ok..so that wasn't very good, but do I at least get an A for effort?

A+

Tell him you used to be a man. I mean, it is believeable and all.

Heartbreaker, shoe snaker, love taker don't you mess around with me.

Erodalak wrote:Tell him you used to be a man. I mean, it is believeable and all.

HAHA

Erodalak wrote:Tell him you used to be a man. I mean, it is believeable and all.

That didn't phase you, why should it bother him?

It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.

If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.

I agree, cops are indeed dumb.