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brilliant idea
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:29 pm
by Ouchyfish
Have all journalists/military/etc injected with some kind of GPS beacon. Does such a thing exist yet? Kind of like a grain of rice sized LoJack. If it does, we could end this hostage bullshit real quick.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:30 pm
by Martrae
Don't give the government more ideas on how to intrude on our lives.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:33 pm
by Ouchyfish
Well it would be as voluntary as the shots they give and dna samples they take from our soldiers. Me personally, I would like a Special Forces team to be able to locate me if I was held by some fuckin masked ragheads.
Government hasn't demanded all of our DNA samples yet have they? Also, be sure to "innoculate" all of them released prisoners too.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:31 pm
by Yamori
Thats actually a good idea if it's voluntary.
If I were in Iraq (not that I would be @@) and a person at risk for being taken hostage, I'd do it.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:01 pm
by Phlegm
And of course the enemies will know that you have it so they will be carving holes in your body trying to locate it.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:08 pm
by dammuzis
this already exists
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:12 pm
by Jay
Somehow I thought this post was gonna involve blown up dictionary definitions and picture frames. Wonder what coulda gave me that idea?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:03 pm
by Minrott
You're assuming that you're important enough for a spec ops team to spend the time and risk the manpower saving you. They know where you are. They probably just have better things to do.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:45 pm
by Ouchyfish
Minrott wrote:You're assuming that you're important enough for a spec ops team to spend the time and risk the manpower saving you. They know where you are. They probably just have better things to do.
Yes because special ops teams aren't interested in hostage taking HQs are they? Think about the latest hostage or any other journalist especially. They would love for nothing more than to be able to smash these one by one and then have some of these released fuckers lead us right into other headquarters. PR bonanza. Remember that scene in Dick Tracy? lol
By the way, the trick doesn't work if they find out we have and are incorporating that technology unless you can make the devices like some of that futuristic nanotechnology and make it the size of a cell etc.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:54 pm
by Ouchyfish
Erodalak wrote:Somehow I thought this post was gonna involve blown up dictionary definitions and picture frames. Wonder what coulda gave me that idea?
hahaha
well upon presentation to the Department of Defense I had planned to codename the project "Perfection".
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:43 pm
by Captain Insano
Ouchyfish wrote:Well it would be as voluntary as the shots they give and dna samples they take from our soldiers. Me personally, I would like a Special Forces team to be able to locate me if I was held by some fuckin masked ragheads.
Government hasn't demanded all of our DNA samples yet have they? Also, be sure to "innoculate" all of them released prisoners too.
I gave that alquada terrorist loving presidential candidate, John Kerry, a huge sample of my DNA all over his mouth and face.
It was part of my campaign "Blow a Load Against Terrorism". Hillary and the clinton daughters also got a phat taste.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:44 pm
by Tossica
haha
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:35 am
by mofish
captain_insano wrote:I gave that alquada terrorist loving presidential candidate, John Kerry, a huge sample of my DNA all over his mouth and face.
So youre gay then?
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:45 am
by DangerPaul
why would that be gay? a blowjob is a blowjob
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:04 am
by Harrison
No, a blowjob from a man is gay, period.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:04 pm
by Jennay
What if he's wearing mascara?
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:10 pm
by Darcler
Close your eyes, it's all the same.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:10 pm
by DangerPaul
Darcler wrote:Close your eyes, it's all the same.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:22 pm
by Spazz
No, a blowjob from a man is gay, period.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:25 pm
by Darcler
Not if you dont see who's giving it to you.
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:16 am
by Vincenti
Harrison wrote:No, a blowjob from a man is gay, period.
How would you know?
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:30 am
by Harrison
How else do you fucking think I would know?
Man + Man = Gay
You don't need to experience it to know that.
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:43 pm
by Mop
I would just flip it over, if its got a shaved back were good.
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:12 pm
by Captain Insano
mofish wrote:captain_insano wrote:I gave that alquada terrorist loving presidential candidate, John Kerry, a huge sample of my DNA all over his mouth and face.
So youre gay then?
who said he blew me?
I had his daughters passing my dong back and forth... I just saved the finale for his face.
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:02 pm
by Darcler
Mop makes me laugh with almost every post. I <3 he lol.
It's only gay if you allow it to be. Close you eyes and go with the flow, brother.