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help, need to find that super long joke with the lame ending
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:02 am
by Tikker
I can't remember what the hell it was called, or who posted it, but it was a really long ass story about a dude trapped in the desert and the philisophical conversations he has with a frog or a turtle or something
help!
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:14 am
by Adivina
Just search for it on NT, I think Leah posted it. Here I searched snake and got it right away
http://namelesstavern.com/viewtopic.php ... ight=snake
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:14 am
by Thon
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:40 am
by Tikker
that was the problem, I couldn't remember what the animal was
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:38 am
by Jennay
Just go with The Aristocrats joke and you'll be ok :P
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:54 pm
by dammuzis
how about just write the story of your life?
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:05 pm
by Jay
dammuzis wrote:how about just write the story of your life?
Oooh burn.
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:53 pm
by brinstar
i could tell my banana joke
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:58 am
by araby
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:11 am
by Darcler
brinstar wrote:i could tell my banana joke
Oh please do <3
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:45 pm
by leah
banana joke?
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:22 pm
by Thon
found this joke on a site
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didnt like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didnt often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbits wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!â€
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:45 pm
by brinstar
nahh i can't inflict the banana joke on you guys it's mostly just reserved for road trips
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:25 pm
by Adivina
bananna joke?
